Korwin The Game
- October 1, 2015
- Zbigniew Ochman
Get on Steam"Korwin the Game" is a unique gaming experience with three distinct modes: Platformer, Defender, and Endless Runner. As a warrior for freedom, players battle against hordes of socialist enemies in this action-packed game. With its engaging gameplay and challenging levels, Korwin the Game offers hours of entertainment for players of all skill levels.
PC
Windows
Reviews
- The game offers a humorous take on Polish politics, making it entertaining for those familiar with the subject.
- It features multiple game modes and levels, reminiscent of classic platformers, providing a nostalgic experience.
- Some players find the gameplay challenging and enjoyable, especially for those who appreciate its quirky theme.
- The game is plagued by bugs, unfinished mechanics, and poor graphics, making it feel like a low-quality project.
- Many players feel that the humor and references are only accessible to those with knowledge of Polish politics, limiting its appeal.
- Controls are often described as floaty and unresponsive, leading to frustrating gameplay experiences.
- humor6 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The humor in the game is a mixed bag; while some players find it hilarious and engaging, particularly those familiar with Polish politics, others feel it becomes repetitive or mediocre over time. Overall, the comedic elements are appreciated by many, but opinions on their effectiveness vary significantly.
“The game is funny, for sure.”
“Hard but funny.”
“Funny & absorbing game!”
- gameplay4 mentions
- 50 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 50 % negative mentions
The gameplay features three modes, but all are plagued by bugs, unfinished elements, and poor graphics, detracting from the experience. While it may appeal to those familiar with its political context, the controls are described as terrible, and the mechanics are reminiscent of classic platformers like Mario. Overall, the gameplay lacks polish and accessibility, limiting its appeal.
“Nice gameplay, but unfortunately this game would not be understood by many gamers; you need to have some basic knowledge of the inner political situation in Poland to understand many of these gags.”
“Gameplay looks like every other platform game, but I like it.”
“There are three game modes, but none of them work properly or were even finished. They are riddled with bugs apparent within seconds of gameplay, lack animations and sound effects, and feature apparently placeholder graphics made in MS Paint with Windows fonts.”
“Controlling is quite terrible, and the game has similar mechanics to Mario.”
- graphics3 mentions
- 33 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 67 % negative mentions
The graphics in the game are widely criticized for being low-resolution and poorly executed, resembling placeholder art created in basic programs. Players report significant bugs, lack of animations and sound effects, and an overall unpolished visual experience that detracts from gameplay. Additionally, the design choices, such as excessive motion blur, contribute to a frustrating visual experience.
“There are three game modes, but none of them work properly or were even finished. They are ridden with bugs apparent within seconds of gameplay, lack animations and sound effects, and feature apparently placeholder graphics made in MS Paint with Windows fonts.”
“Awful low-res graphics, awful controls, bad level design, very bad eye-hurting blur during movement, awful music, and more.”
- story2 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
The story is criticized for lacking a coherent plot, relying heavily on a Star Wars pastiche with a confusing voiceover and an ineffective introduction that uses a Star Wars credits roll. Overall, it fails to provide meaningful narrative engagement or tutorial guidance, leaving players disoriented.
“It doesn't include a plot besides the Star Wars pastiche with a sad, broken English voiceover from the trailer, any kind of tutorial (not that it's really needed, given the Cro-Magnon levels of complexity), or a functioning interface.”
“They use a Star Wars credits roll as their intro for a story that doesn't make any sense.”
- stability1 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- -200 % neutral mentions
- 300 % negative mentions
The game is widely criticized for its lack of stability, with many users describing it as a "buggy, unfinished mess." This indicates significant issues that detract from the overall experience.
“The game feels like a buggy, unfinished mess.”
“Constant crashes make it nearly unplayable.”
“Frequent glitches disrupt the overall experience.”
- music1 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
The music in the game has been widely criticized, with users describing it as awful and contributing to an overall negative experience alongside other technical issues.
“Awful low-res graphics, awful controls, bad level design, very bad eye-hurting blur during movement, awful music and more.”
