HOW TO BOAT

ALL ABOARD! "This is your Captain speaking. We are experiencing some troublesome weather and the waves might get quite big and terrifying. But don't fret my little sea critters, I your Captain will get us safely through this quagmire, whatever it takes. Even if I have to sacrifice every last one of you to Poseidon... " Get enough speed to clear the waves, by throwing innocent people off of your bo…