Granny Simulator
- April 17, 2019
- Nick Kestle
- 4h median play time
In "Granny Simulator," two players are grandmother and grandson. The grandmother aims to complete daily tasks, aided by household items, while the grandson tries to stop her with violent object-throwing. Keys scattered around the map unlock containers for additional tools, creating a fun and chaotic simulation.
Reviews
- The game is hilarious and provides endless fun when played with friends.
- The ragdoll physics and absurd scenarios create a unique and entertaining experience.
- It's a cheap game that offers a lot of laughs and chaotic moments.
- The game is very buggy and can crash frequently, especially in multiplayer mode.
- There is a lack of content and updates, leading to repetitive gameplay.
- Playing solo is not enjoyable, as the AI is not challenging and the game lacks depth.
- humor438 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The humor in the game is widely praised, with players finding it extremely funny and entertaining, especially when played with friends. The chaotic gameplay, slapstick comedy, and amusing glitches contribute to a lighthearted experience that often leads to uncontrollable laughter. However, some players note that the humor can be crude and the game is still in need of polish and updates.
“From the hilarious chaos that ensues to the clever gameplay mechanics, Granny Simulator is a gem that deserves every bit of its five-star rating.”
“This game is hilarious and a great way to kill time.”
“You can't stop laughing in this game.”
- stability80 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
The game is widely recognized for its significant stability issues, with players frequently encountering glitches and bugs that can disrupt gameplay. However, many users find that these imperfections often add to the humor and enjoyment, especially in multiplayer settings. While some updates have attempted to address these issues, the overall consensus is that the game remains quite buggy, which can be both a drawback and a source of entertainment.
“Pretty bland & dead, buggy mess of a game that looks like a shitpost made in 2 hours.”
“It's super fun and the dumb glitches make it all the better, but now for some reason, whenever I try to play it, my entire computer crashes.”
“Super buggy, would not recommend.”
- graphics78 mentions
- 28 % positive mentions
- 56 % neutral mentions
- 15 % negative mentions
The graphics of the game receive mixed reviews, with some praising them as "amazing" and "top-notch," while others criticize them as "basic" or "awful," particularly on lower settings. Many players appreciate the unique art style and physics, which contribute to the game's humor and fun, despite technical limitations that affect performance on low-end devices. Overall, the graphics are seen as serviceable for the game's quirky nature, but they may not meet the expectations of players seeking high-quality visuals.
“Beautiful graphics, groundbreaking physics, and one in a decade gameplay.”
“The graphics and sound design are top-notch, enhancing the overall gaming experience.”
“Granny simulator™ is a marvelous title including riveting gameplay and heart-wrenching storytelling. The developer Nick Kestle has clearly spent countless back-breaking months and years crafting the masterpiece we know as Granny Simulator™, from everything to its wonderfully created graphics to its beautiful animations. Everything has been put together perfectly to make this, not to mention how they designed the landscape and levels so precisely that you can mistake it for reality.”
“You can't change graphics in the game and low-end devices like mine are stuck with 15-30 fps all the time, unplayable.”
“Graphics are now 10x worse; you can't change them, the physics also got 10x worse, and overall everything had a downgrade.”
“The graphics are considerable on the setting 'very high' but on 'very low' (aka the best option for the smoothest-running experience), the graphics are more akin to a simple mobile game that was made in a couple of hours.”
- gameplay76 mentions
- 32 % positive mentions
- 63 % neutral mentions
- 5 % negative mentions
The gameplay of "Granny Simulator" is characterized by its comedic and chaotic mechanics, allowing players to engage in humorous scenarios as they navigate the roles of a baby and a grandmother. While the game is accessible and fun, particularly in multiplayer settings, some players note that it can be unbalanced, with the baby having a significant advantage over the grandmother. Despite some initial bugs, recent updates have improved the experience, making it a unique and entertaining choice for players looking for lighthearted fun.
“Amazing game, the graphics are unreal and the gameplay is just amazing.”
“From the hilarious chaos that ensues to the clever gameplay mechanics, Granny Simulator is a gem that deserves every bit of its five-star rating.”
“Overall, the gameplay was absolutely out of this world, an absolute spectacle; I enjoyed every second of it.”
“The only downside while I'm playing is that it's quite easy to win as the baby on any level because Granny has so many disadvantages such as speed and mechanics, causing people to not want to play if they are Granny.”
“Plays like an asset flip with buggy handling and 'OMG so edgy' gameplay for the sake of it.”
“Absurd ragdoll physics, goofy looking graphics, and edgy gameplay.”
- story62 mentions
- 13 % positive mentions
- 77 % neutral mentions
- 10 % negative mentions
The game's story is polarizing, with some players noting a complete lack of narrative, while others praise it for its emotional depth and engaging gameplay. "Granny Simulator™" is highlighted for its heart-wrenching storytelling and immersive graphics, creating a compelling experience that resonates with players. However, there are calls for more complexity and choices within the storyline to enhance the overall experience.
“Granny Simulator™ is a marvelous title including riveting gameplay and heart-wrenching storytelling. The developer Nick Kestle has clearly spent countless back-breaking months and years crafting the masterpiece we know as Granny Simulator™, from everything to its wonderfully created graphics to its beautiful animations. Everything has been put together perfectly to make this, not to mention how they designed the landscape and levels so precisely that you can mistake it for reality.”
“A jewel in the gaming world, the story for this game has made me cry multiple times with some of the tear-jerker moments. The suspense and horror satisfied my adrenaline junkie craving; need I say more?”
“Best game ever, nice storyline.”
“This game has no story.”
“Like playing 'Temple Run' for the story.”
“Really fun game, but the online play against other players could use improvements, especially in the storyline to include a choice option for the granny.”
- replayability14 mentions
- 43 % positive mentions
- 36 % neutral mentions
- 21 % negative mentions
The game's replayability is mixed; while some players find it infinitely replayable due to its multiplayer aspect, many feel it becomes stale quickly due to limited game modes and a lack of updates. Overall, it is enjoyable in social settings but may not hold long-term interest without additional features.
“☑️ infinitely replayable”
“The multiplayer aspect adds tremendous replay value, making it a fantastic game for social gatherings or online play.”
“It’s fun and I’d recommend it and hope more features are added for more replayability.”
“The replayability is honestly quite low - there are two main game modes: granny or baby, and both get quite wearisome and familiar very quickly.”
“It’s fun, and I’d recommend it, and hope more features are added for more replayability.”
“It’s fun, and I’d recommend it, and hope more features are added for more replayability.”
- music10 mentions
- 20 % positive mentions
- 50 % neutral mentions
- 30 % negative mentions
The music in the game has received mixed reviews; while some players found the soundtrack to be incredible and relaxing, others felt it was forgettable and not a standout feature. Overall, the combination of music with the game's physics and sound design was noted to create a cohesive experience.
“Incredible soundtrack and controls.”
“The soundtrack is, uh... I already forgot it existed, probably the only part of the game I didn't despise.”
“I relaxed for 5 minutes to this music long enough to realize that I was going to be okay.”
“The crazy physics, sounds, and music work very well together.”
- grinding10 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 40 % neutral mentions
- 60 % negative mentions
Many users express that the grinding in the game is excessively time-consuming, suggesting that players would need a "second life" to keep up with the demands of leveling up or acquiring resources. This sentiment highlights a common frustration with the game's progression system.
“You'll need a second life for grinding.”
“You'll need a second life for grinding.”
“You'll need a second life for grinding.”
- emotional8 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
Granny Simulator™ is praised for its emotionally impactful storytelling, with players highlighting its ability to evoke strong feelings, including tears during poignant moments. The game's combination of stunning graphics and immersive gameplay enhances the emotional experience, making it a standout title that resonates deeply with players. Overall, it is regarded as a heartfelt masterpiece in the gaming world.
“Amazing graphics and so heartwarming for the story.”
“A jewel in the gaming world, the story for this game has made me cry multiple times with some of the tear-jerker moments. The suspense and horror satisfied my adrenaline junkie craving. Need I say more?”
“10/10 would cry again.”
- optimization2 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
The game's optimization has been widely criticized, with players reporting significant issues that render it nearly unplayable, particularly in multiplayer mode. While some acknowledge that it is still in early access, there is a call for better community engagement from the developers to address critical bugs.
“I got this game because it looked like a 'funny let's player game!' but I found an unplayable mess that's poorly optimized. In my experience, you can't even start a multiplayer server. I understand it's still early access, but the developers could at least try to connect with the community to patch game-breaking bugs.”
- atmosphere2 mentions
- 50 % positive mentions
- 50 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The atmosphere is characterized by a thrilling sense of excitement and unpredictability, as players navigate the dynamic interactions between a mischievous child and a player-controlled granny. This tension keeps players engaged and on their toes throughout the gameplay.
“Playing as a mischievous child trying to outsmart the player-controlled granny creates an atmosphere of constant excitement and unpredictability.”
- monetization2 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
The monetization aspect is primarily characterized by its focus on promoting contraception, effectively serving as a significant advertisement within the game. This approach highlights the integration of social messaging into the monetization strategy.