God Damn The Garden

84%
Game Brain Score Based on 56 reviews
  • gameplay
  • graphics
  • music
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In "God Damn The Garden," players descend into a mysterious underworld and face fast-paced shooting action against cursed animals. The goal is to become the successor of Badass Heaven by overcoming the trial of the Skeleton Bastard and obtaining the ultimate weapon. The game features badass boss fights, really dumb dialogue, and a cool original soundtrack, with the added bonus of interactive gore and capybaras. Explore and conquer the depths of God Damn's World in this FPS adventure.

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84%
Audience ScoreBased on 56 reviews
music4 positive mentions
grinding2 negative mentions
  • The game is quirky and has a lot of personality, making it enjoyable for fans of the genre.
  • The soundtrack is great and adds to the overall charm of the game.
  • It's a short but fun experience, with engaging gameplay and humorous moments.
  • The gameplay is often described as bland and tedious, lacking variety and depth.
  • The dialogue and humor can be confusing and poorly executed, detracting from the experience.
  • Many players found the level design repetitive and frustrating, with annoying obstacles like cobwebs.
  • gameplay8 mentions

    The gameplay has received mixed reviews, with many users finding it bland, tedious, and simplistic, often comparing it to a demo rather than a full game. While some appreciate the tight FPS mechanics and engaging style, others criticize the overall experience as uninspired and lacking depth.

    • “The FPS gameplay is pretty tight!”
    • “Caught my attention immediately, liked it immediately, funky style and nice smooth gameplay, need more like this.”
    • “The game's quite fun, and the gameplay is solid, don't get me wrong, but it more feels like a demo or prologue.”
    • “The gameplay is bland and tedious, the visuals are bland and uninspired, the music is bland and generic, the humor is a bland mixture of whatever flavorless TikTok brainrot memes were around at this game's release; and probably outdated by now.”
    • “The trailer and gameplay pictures looked very promising and exactly the kind of games I like to play, but it turned out that the actual gameplay is kind of boring.”
    • “As others have mentioned, its gameplay is just a simplistic corridor FPS.”
  • graphics6 mentions

    The graphics of the game are generally described as bland and uninspired, with low-quality textures and a blurry art style that detracts from the overall experience. However, some players appreciate the unique aesthetic and quirky art style, finding it reminiscent of classic titles like "Dusk" and "Ocarina of Time." Despite the mixed opinions, the visuals are not considered a priority in the game's overall enjoyment.

    • “I enjoy the art style very much.”
    • “The aesthetic of the game is definitely a standout as well, sitting somewhere comfortably between Dusk and Ocarina of Time.”
    • “Though it may have its quirks, I believe this game is completely worth it, because all in all for a game like this, the graphics really aren't top priority.”
    • “The gameplay is bland and tedious, the visuals are bland and uninspired, the music is bland and generic, the humor is a bland mixture of whatever flavorless TikTok brainrot memes were around at this game's release; and probably outdated by now.”
    • “It has a very blurry art style (you can make crisp pixel art, folks), weird level design, and enemy placement... it's just an unpleasant experience.”
    • “Though it may have its quirks (low poly models, poor textures), I believe this game is completely worth it, because all in all for a game like this, the graphics really aren't top priority.”
  • music6 mentions

    The music in the game receives mixed reviews, with some players finding it bland and generic, while others praise it as a standout feature, describing it as moody and reminiscent of notable influences. Overall, the soundtrack is highlighted as a significant aspect that enhances the gameplay experience for many players.

    • “Music is pretty cool, reminds me of Pilot Red Sun a little, but more moody than technical.”
    • “Great soundtrack that came with a free game.”
    • “The soundtrack is honestly genius and gameplay is creative; who couldn't like this masterpiece.”
    • “The gameplay is bland and tedious, the visuals are bland and uninspired, the music is bland and generic, the humor is a bland mixture of whatever flavorless TikTok brainrot memes were around at this game's release; and probably 'outdated' by now.”
  • humor3 mentions

    The humor in the game is described as wildly entertaining and fast-paced, with a mix of absurdity and randomness that keeps it fresh. However, some users noted that the frequent spelling and grammar errors detract from the overall experience.

    • “Funny as hell and incredibly enjoyable.”
    • “The humor and dialogue come at a quick enough pace that it never feels stale.”
    • “The game is filled with hilarious moments that keep you laughing throughout.”
  • grinding2 mentions

    Players find the grinding aspect of the game to be tedious and uninspired, with repetitive gameplay and lackluster visuals and music contributing to an overall bland experience. Many express regret over investing time in the game, feeling it does not offer enough engaging content to justify the grind.

    • “The gameplay is bland and tedious, the visuals are uninspired, the music is generic, and the humor is a flavorless mixture of outdated TikTok memes.”
    • “The spider webs and gunplay are all just tedious; I regret waiting over two weeks to play it because I would have refunded.”
  • story1 mentions

    The game's story is characterized as quirky and unconventional, featuring a bizarre aesthetic that complements its light exploration elements. Players appreciate the goofy tone, which adds a unique charm to the overall narrative experience.

    • “The story is a delightful mix of quirky humor and unexpected twists that keeps you engaged throughout the game.”
    • “I was pleasantly surprised by the depth of the narrative; it adds a unique layer to the gameplay experience.”
    • “The bizarre aesthetic complements the storyline perfectly, creating an immersive world that invites exploration.”
    • “The story feels disjointed and lacks coherence, making it hard to stay engaged.”
    • “While the game has a unique aesthetic, the narrative is confusing and doesn't provide enough context.”
    • “The plot is underdeveloped and fails to deliver any meaningful character development.”
  • atmosphere1 mentions

    The atmosphere of the game is characterized as atmospheric and eccentric, contributing to an overall enjoyable shooting experience.

    • “The atmosphere is atmospheric, eccentric, and just a straight-up fun shooter.”
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