Futa Fix Dick Dine and Dash
- December 22, 2020
- 4h median play time
"Futa Fix Dick Dine and Dash" is a single-player erotic simulation game with an interesting plot following Emily, who has become a futa and must navigate her new life with the help of her friends. The game features amazing visuals, an awesome soundtrack, and will make you laugh while also exploring emotional themes. This hybrid visual novel adventure includes select animated scenes for a unique and immersive experience.
PC
Reviews
- The game features beautiful artwork and animations that enhance the overall experience.
- The story touches on themes of self-acceptance and personal growth, making it more than just an adult game.
- The voice acting is well done, adding depth to the characters and their interactions.
- The game is relatively short, with most routes being completed in under 3 hours.
- There are several bugs and glitches, including issues with missing audio and incorrect character dialogue.
- The choices often feel superficial, leading to predictable outcomes without much variation in the story.
- story291 mentions
- 32 % positive mentions
- 63 % neutral mentions
- 6 % negative mentions
The game's story centers around Emily, a waitress navigating a world populated by futanari, featuring a diverse cast of characters with unique backstories. While the writing is engaging and offers multiple branching paths for replayability, many players noted that the overall narrative can feel shallow or linear, often serving as a backdrop for explicit content rather than a deeply developed plot. Despite some criticisms regarding coherence and depth, the story is praised for its themes of self-acceptance and body positivity, making it a notable entry in the adult visual novel genre.
“The writing is well-executed and engaging, with many branching storylines that offer different outcomes depending on the player's choices.”
“The story does flawlessly what others fail to grasp, showing you the main character and the world they live in, as well as unique struggles they suffer with and hooking you in with its simple yet effective premise.”
“This is actually a really well-written game with quite an immersive storyline with characters that are both interesting and full of life.”
“The story is very barebones, the h-scenes are not aplenty (but quality is on par with the best! some of them, even animated), and technical/control/ui side has a fair bit to wish for, like borderless fullscreen mode, proper management of desktop resolution and some options such as faster transition animations, dialogue/story rewind (no, saves don't cover it), mute voice acting (it's horrible, to be honest) but not gasps, eeks and othersuch sounds.”
“The plot is shittier than my dad's funeral, with so little backstory and absolutely no outstanding character arcs, the story was a flop.”
“The story is non-existent and the choices are pretty straightforward and don't make much of an impact.”
- graphics91 mentions
- 55 % positive mentions
- 42 % neutral mentions
- 3 % negative mentions
The graphics of "Futa Fix: Dick Dine and Dash" are widely praised for their beautiful and detailed artwork, which effectively captures the essence of characters and scenes, complemented by a fitting soundtrack. While some users noted minor graphical glitches and a desire for more animation, the overall presentation is considered stunning, with many highlighting the quality of the hand-drawn visuals and animated scenes. Despite a few criticisms regarding the art style's consistency, the game's visuals are generally regarded as a standout feature that enhances the overall experience.
“The game features beautiful and detailed artwork that captures the essence of each character and scene.”
“The artwork is gorgeous, especially when in motion.”
“Stunning graphics, I really recommend this game to everyone of all ages.”
“The art style is mediocre at best; the story, even for a silly hentai visual novel, is utterly nonsensical and poorly written.”
“The overall graphics are basic drawings with some shading.”
“The animation and artwork only degrade as you pass the first scene, with inconsistent drawing.”
- music36 mentions
- 39 % positive mentions
- 53 % neutral mentions
- 8 % negative mentions
The music in the game is generally well-received, with many players appreciating its relaxing and jazzy vibe, reminiscent of titles like Persona 5. While some find the soundtrack slightly repetitive, it effectively complements the visuals and enhances the overall atmosphere. However, there are occasional issues with overlapping tracks during transitions, which can detract from the experience.
“The music complements the visuals perfectly, creating a captivating atmosphere throughout the game.”
“The music is very nice 11/10.”
“If a game has a repulsive soundtrack it can completely turn me off from it, however the music here fits so perfectly and gives off such a blissful feeling.”
“The choices are obvious, the music is repetitive, the faces are kinda jacked in some scenes, and the continuity of the story is mediocre.”
“Having this game open for an overly extended period of time, going to the main menu, loading save files and simply switching screens constantly will make the background music not stop and just play the transitioning song over the previous song that is still playing, however this gets cancelled out whenever you go directly to the title screen as sounds reset entirely.”
“It’s the standard light elevator music you have come to expect in every porn game, nothing bad or amazing but it does the job.”
- gameplay35 mentions
- 14 % positive mentions
- 77 % neutral mentions
- 9 % negative mentions
The gameplay is described as captivating and rewarding, with some players praising its addictive fighting mechanics, particularly in free-to-play formats. However, there are criticisms regarding its formulaic nature and lack of depth, with some titles being labeled as having minimal or no real gameplay, focusing instead on narrative or visual elements. Overall, opinions vary widely, with some players finding it engaging while others express disappointment in the gameplay experience.
“The gameplay is so captivating as it goes hand-in-hand with this idea, always giving the player something to strive for and rewarding them thoroughly for their efforts.”
“Brawlhalla’s fighting mechanics serve as the addictive base every free-to-play game needs to entice players to spend money.”
“Very fun game, the characters are charming and pretty, and the gameplay is exquisite.”
“The gameplay loop is very cookie-cutter and formulaic.”
“If I’m going to be honest, there’s no real 'gameplay' to be found here.”
“It is a visual novel in every sense, no gameplay that I have found, just choices to be made that change the story and lots of steamy action.”
- humor30 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The humor in the game is described as lighthearted and entertaining, often blending absurdity with important themes like self-acceptance and relationships. While many players appreciate the funny dialogue and character interactions, some feel that the humor can be overdone, detracting from the overall experience. Overall, the game is seen as a mix of amusing moments and awkward attempts at comedy, appealing to those looking for a humorous take on adult themes.
“The narrative, while being humorous and lighthearted, also touches upon important themes such as self-acceptance, relationships, and consent.”
“The dialogue is written well, even humorous at times, and the voice acting does a good job of giving the characters their own distinct charm and personalities.”
“It’s hilarious and doesn’t take itself too seriously and a great vehicle for smutty content.”
- emotional21 mentions
- 95 % positive mentions
- -10 % neutral mentions
- 14 % negative mentions
The emotional aspect of the game is highlighted by its unexpectedly wholesome narrative, which explores themes of self-acceptance and personal growth amidst a backdrop of erotic elements. Players found the story to be touching and filled with heartfelt moments, offering genuine life advice and a deep connection to the characters. Despite its adult themes, many reviewers appreciated the game's ability to evoke strong emotions and provide a meaningful experience.
“A very deep & touching narrative.”
“Outstanding story-rich game with deep emotional moral decisions.”
“Nobody should care if you play this game; it is a very emotional game with backstory. This game brings you to a world where the main character is at a point in their life trying to become more comfortable in her own skin and shows the journey of her getting more comfortable and being able to be the best version of herself.”
“The art is visually stunning, but the story fails to evoke any real emotions.”
“While the visuals are impressive, the narrative lacks depth and emotional engagement.”
“The game has beautiful artwork, yet the storyline is so dull that it leaves you feeling disconnected.”
- character development15 mentions
- 40 % positive mentions
- 40 % neutral mentions
- 20 % negative mentions
Character development in the game is a mixed bag, with some players appreciating the unique character designs and immersive settings, while others criticize the lack of depth and engaging dialogue. Although certain scenes are well-integrated into the narrative, many reviewers feel that character growth is minimal and often relies on stereotypes, leading to a psychologically unsatisfying experience. Overall, while the art and animations are praised, the character development is seen as safe and lacking in complexity.
“The character designs are unique and eye-catching, while the backgrounds provide a vibrant and immersive setting for the story.”
“I like the detailed explanation and character development within each stage.”
“It’s easy to flesh out this world in my head due to the delightful art and strong character development.”
“However, the characters have little character development and the dialogue is lacking.”
“Character development is nil and they shift from their stereotyped personas to insatiable sex fiends at the drop of a hat, with near-zero logic applied to any of the behavior.”
“It all feels very bland, though, and the character development is very safe and obvious, like 'appreciate yourself' gets repeated over and over.”
- replayability10 mentions
- 60 % positive mentions
- 20 % neutral mentions
- 20 % negative mentions
Overall, the game's replayability is mixed; while some players appreciate the numerous story paths and multiple endings that offer unique experiences, others find the choices predictable and leading back to the main narrative, resulting in limited replay value. Some reviews highlight a strong replay incentive due to engaging content, while others rate it very low, suggesting that the game may not warrant multiple playthroughs.
“This makes it a great game for replayability, as you'll likely want to explore all possible story paths.”
“Long-time fans will surely enjoy the replayability as the many different endings all have their twists and turns, and could be considered entirely different experiences on their own.”
“The replay value is amazing, and I'm out of tissues.”
“Replayability: 1/10”
“[b]Replayability:[/b] 0/10.”
- stability8 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
The game's stability is generally criticized, with numerous users reporting minor graphical glitches, mislabeled text, and a variety of bugs that hinder the overall experience. While some players managed to complete the game with fewer issues, many found it frustratingly unstable, suggesting that patches could improve the situation. Overall, the consensus indicates that the game is currently plagued by glitches that detract from its enjoyment.
“Additionally, it's buggy as hell, and I could only get the game to work once my laptop was factory reset (for other reasons, I'm not that down bad).”
“There are so many glitches in this game.”
“However, the game is a bit plagued with glitches.”
- optimization6 mentions
- 33 % positive mentions
- 17 % neutral mentions
- 50 % negative mentions
The game's optimization is severely lacking, with long loading times, audio stuttering, and text lagging, leading some players to resort to pirating an updated version to improve performance. Users have noted that even basic transitions can be choppy, making the experience frustrating despite the game's engaging content. Overall, the optimization issues significantly detract from the gameplay experience.
“But the experience is what matters here, and Cyberdick gives an experience like no other, providing a type of character agency backed up by fantastic writing and performance that completely immerses you in the moment.”
“The first thing you notice about the game is the horrendous optimization; loading the title screen takes way too long, and even after starting a game, the audio stutters and the text lags.”
“For some reason, the version of this game you download from Steam is an outdated version with performance issues.”
“One of the issues is that the optimization is so bad that I think League of Legends runs smoother than this game at times, especially during transitions between scenes.”
- monetization3 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
The monetization of the game is criticized as a potential cash grab, typical of the genre, yet it is also acknowledged for its quality writing and artistic value, distinguishing it from many other hentai games that prioritize profit over substance.
“This game is quite literally the definition of a cash grab.”
“While I find most hentai games to be quick cash grabs to make money off of horny simps, there are very few that I find focus more on being decent than anything.”
- grinding2 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
Players find the grinding aspect tedious, as expanding the roster requires either significant time investment or spending money. While redoing episodes can be monotonous, the inclusion of a "skip" button offers some relief.
“However, aside from training modes, you’ll need to drop cash or do a lot of grinding to get a roster larger than the measly initial rotation.”
“It's tedious redoing episodes, but there's the handy 'skip' button at your disposal.”
- atmosphere1 mentions
- 300 % positive mentions
- -200 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The atmosphere of the game is enhanced by a harmonious blend of music and visuals, resulting in a captivating and immersive experience for players.
“The music complements the visuals perfectly, creating a captivating atmosphere throughout the game.”
“The game's environment is rich and immersive, making you feel like you're truly part of its world.”
“Every detail, from the sound design to the lighting, contributes to an incredibly atmospheric experience.”
