Dariolus's Super Duper Adventure Game

This is my first game so the quality might not be superior, but I've put a lot of efforts in it so enjoy! Dariolus Super Duper Ultra Destructive Bizarre Densely Packed Fun Complex Well Made High Quality Fully Customizable Best Deluxe Adventure Game is the amazing and awesome and totally the best game made by the Genius Master Game Developer Dariolus Norantando.  Or is it? This is a short parody g…