Dan's Den

In the realm of Babylon, there lived a bard named Daniel, most skilled in the making of melody. His songs were unlike any other, but alas, he was also extremely annoying. One day, in a fit of wrath, the king cast Daniel into the den of lions. Daniel, undaunted, took his lyre into the den with him. And there, surrounded by the roar of beasts, he began to play. But these were no ordinary beasts. The…