- June 15, 2018
- Matter Team
- 15h median play time
Cuisine Royale

Platforms

About
"Cuisine Royale" is a wacky and unconventional battle royale game where players can fight using not only guns and ammo but also kitchen utensils as weapons and protection. The game features unique characters, special items with extra abilities, and mystical rituals that have server-wide effects. With beautifully crisp 3D graphics and a rewarding progression system, it started as an April Fool's joke and has become a popular and entertaining multiplayer experience.
- 2-Players Play with one other player, either online or locally, in a cooperative or competitive game mode
- Massively Multiplayer
- Multi-Player Compete or cooperate with other players online
- Co-Op Team up with friends to complete levels or missions together
- Single-Player Play through the game's story or campaign solo
- PvP Player versus Player - Fight against other players in real-time, often in arena-style combat











graphics
1,042 mentions Positive Neutral Negative66%31%3%The graphics of the game have received overwhelmingly positive feedback, with many users praising their stunning quality and detail, often comparing them favorably to other popular titles like PUBG. Players appreciate the game's ability to run smoothly even on lower-end systems, highlighting its optimization. However, some reviews mention a need for more graphical customization options and note occasional bugs that can affect visual performance. Overall, the graphics are considered one of the game's strongest aspects, contributing significantly to its appeal.
“The graphics of the game are amazing, offering detailed character models and realistic environments.”
“The graphics are absolutely beautiful and the detail is awesome.”
“This game has stunning graphics and gameplay.”
“However, its graphics and mechanics could use some polishing to compete with genre leaders.”
“We played quite a lot for a month or two but eventually the game was still in a beta phase with a lot of bugs and was way too heavy for our systems even though it doesn't have very realistic graphics.”
“It doesn't worth your time, can't see enemies in the game, the graphics are just terrible.”
gameplay
848 mentions Positive Neutral Negative41%50%8%The gameplay of this battle royale game is characterized by a mix of quirky mechanics and traditional shooting elements, resulting in a unique but often polarizing experience. While some players appreciate the fun and humor infused into the gameplay, others criticize the mechanics for being unpolished, clunky, and sometimes unbalanced, particularly due to the introduction of pay-to-win elements and supernatural abilities that disrupt the competitive nature. Overall, the game offers a visually appealing and entertaining experience, but it suffers from issues like inconsistent aiming, bugs, and a lack of player engagement, which detracts from its potential as a standout title in the genre.
“The gameplay is thoroughly engaging, with action-packed combat, silly mechanics, and cars that will take your hat off!”
“The supernatural abilities and quirky gameplay elements add a unique twist to the genre, keeping each match unpredictable and exciting.”
“The character abilities and mystic traps really spice up the gameplay!”
“Over time, the game has been ruined by cheaters and pay-to-win mechanics.”
“The gameplay and mechanics are still there, but all of the magic elements really take away from the experience when I can just die at random to some ghost or teleporting character.”
“The game is a buggy mess, and in the 5 or so hours of gameplay I've found a game-breaking bug or exploit in at least half the rounds I've played.”
humor
609 mentions Positive Neutral Negative100%The humor in "Cuisine Royale" (now known as CRSED: F.O.A.D.) is a standout feature, with players praising its chaotic and absurd comedic elements that set it apart from traditional battle royale games. The game incorporates quirky items, such as kitchen utensils as armor and bizarre power-ups, creating a lighthearted atmosphere that encourages fun and laughter, especially when played with friends. While some players feel the humor has diminished with updates, many still appreciate the game's unique blend of humor and gameplay mechanics, making it an entertaining experience overall.
“Comparing to other battle royale titles, CRSED: Cuisine Royale stands out with its unique humor and unconventional weaponry.”
“This blend of humor and unconventional gameplay mechanics creates an entertaining and lighthearted atmosphere.”
“The game embraces a mix of humor, absurdity, and bizarre weaponry that can be amusing for players seeking a unique take on the genre.”
“Fun for a couple of hours with friends, but it's exactly like PUBG but with 'funny' (not funny, just mostly weird) foods and hats/armors, etc. I like that most of the guns are kind of old and not really that popular anymore.”
“Just stop, it's not funny and the games are not good.”
optimization
328 mentions Positive Neutral Negative47%42%10%The optimization of the game has received mixed feedback from users. While many praise its ability to run smoothly on a variety of hardware, including low-end systems, others report significant performance issues, such as stuttering and crashes, particularly on older machines. Overall, the game is often compared favorably to titles like PUBG in terms of optimization, but it still requires further improvements to address the inconsistencies and bugs noted by players.
“Extremely beautiful scenery, very optimized, very detailed maps, models etc. This could have been the best game ever.”
“The game is very well optimized; with a Ryzen 3 and RX 580, I easily maintain over 60 FPS almost all of the time, with the lowest dips being into the mid-50s.”
“Awesome graphics, much better optimization than PUBG.”
“The game is good but the only thing I found bad was it is not optimized. I know it is an early access game, so I guess the devs will see to it.”
“This game has tremendous potential to become the superior battle royale title, but as it now stands, there are too many noticeable issues hindering player performance.”
“Terribly optimized, launches 3 launchers at a time when playing the game, constant crashes, and gun sounds rarely function.”
stability
161 mentions Positive Neutral Negative12%1%88%The game's stability is widely criticized, with numerous players reporting significant bugs, glitches, and inconsistent hit detection that severely impact gameplay. While some users note that the game runs well on various hardware, the overall experience is marred by frequent issues, including lag, broken mechanics, and unbalanced elements, leading to a general consensus that the game is currently unrefined and in need of substantial improvements.
“As these battle royale games go, CRSED is simple to get into, doesn't punish new or free-to-play players with disadvantages, and it runs great on my laptop.”
“The game looks gorgeous and runs great on older hardware.”
“No lag, runs great on older rigs, visually pleasing.”
“This would be fun if it wasn't plagued with unfair spawning, stuttering issues, trash gunplay, buggy hit detection, and people magically one-shotting you with weapons that are supposedly incapable of doing so.”
“Its also a buggy mess, and in the 5 or so hours of gameplay I've found a game-breaking bug or exploit in at least half the rounds I've played, including but not limited to unintentional duplication glitches, being able to see through geometry, and screen tearing so bad it caused objects in the world to cease to exist.”
“The game is extremely buggy, and appears as if it will never be fixed.”
story
113 mentions Positive Neutral Negative4%91%4%The reviews indicate that the game largely lacks a substantial story, with many users noting that it focuses primarily on gameplay rather than narrative. Some mention the existence of a minimal story or context, but it is often overshadowed by gameplay mechanics and the monetization aspects, such as the "story book" battle pass. Overall, players seeking a rich narrative experience may be disappointed, as the game is described more as a gameplay-centric experience with little emphasis on storytelling.
“I am hooked on this game, even bought the story book.”
“The game has an amazing story, great gunplay, and just overall amazing visuals. One of the best story-driven RPG games you can play; it's a masterpiece that I don't go back to.”
“The story/battle pass: the most creative way of making a battle pass, compared to PUBG's timed cosmetics and Fortnite's weak free pass.”
“☑ no story”
“☑ only gameplay, doesn't include a story.”
“You guys completely lost the plot with this one.”
monetization
80 mentions Positive Neutral Negative4%48%49%The monetization of the game has received overwhelmingly negative feedback, with many players labeling it as a "cash grab" due to aggressive microtransactions and pay-to-win elements that significantly impact gameplay. While some users appreciate the free-to-play model and cosmetic options, the reliance on costly in-game purchases and the perception of unfair advantages for paying players have led to widespread dissatisfaction. Overall, the monetization practices are seen as detrimental to the game's experience and balance.
“Employs a free-to-play model with optional in-game purchases.”
“Overall the game is improving but don't hope for the monetization to improve; Gaijin is a mess with any game they have their hands in with the marketplaces.”
“To be honest, I never thought I was ever going to play this game; however, after experiencing this game for 10.1 hours, I realized how much potential this game has right now. It is one of the most fun games I played for the free-to-play market: no pay-to-win microtransactions, it is strictly cosmetic.”
“The monetization is atrocious for a game this unpopular too.”
“This game is a cash grab; it's horrible and unbalanced.”
“Not bad for a free-to-play game made as a joke, but the aggressive monetization and pay-to-win features (like characters and melee weapons that have higher damage and skills) make it a chore to play.”
grinding
55 mentions Positive Neutral Negative5%36%58%The grinding aspect of the game is widely criticized for being tedious and time-consuming, with many players feeling that it detracts from the overall enjoyment. While some acknowledge that grinding can lead to unlocking content, the consensus is that it often requires excessive time investment or real money to progress effectively. Overall, players suggest that the grind could be made more manageable to enhance the gaming experience.
“You'll need a second life for grinding.”
“A bit grindy sometimes.”
“One long, tedious grind.”
“I find it tedious and boring.”
“The progression is slow and grindy, but you can speed that up with a battle pass.”
“It's unbelievably grindy in the workshop to get items and new characters are locked behind a paywall.”
music
31 mentions Positive Neutral Negative13%77%10%The music in the game receives mixed reviews, with some players praising the soundtrack as immersive and enjoyable, enhancing the overall experience, while others criticize the audio quality and the overwhelming presence of music during gameplay, which can detract from concentration. The main menu music and trailer song are noted as highlights, but there are calls for more polish and variety in the audio elements. Overall, the music aspect is seen as a fun addition, albeit with some significant drawbacks.
“The audio and music in the game are decent, adding to the overall immersive experience.”
“It started out as a joke but became a really cool battle royale game with a kick-ass soundtrack and gameplay!”
“Great soundtrack and also a very fast-paced game.”
“The game audio is the worst part about the game; like footsteps, shooting, music, and sound effects, it's all complete garbage.”
“Music: 5/10 not the best, I was expecting more for a game of this caliber.”
“I don't know whose idea it was to put music in a battle royale when it's the last people alive, but it's the worst thing ever; you can't hear anything and it just ruins the whole game.”
atmosphere
24 mentions Positive Neutral Negative63%25%13%The atmosphere of the game is widely praised for its unique blend of humor and intense combat, creating a lighthearted yet engaging experience. Players appreciate the quirky graphics and immersive settings, particularly the World War II backdrop, which adds depth and a sense of realism. While some find the comedic elements, like unconventional weapons, to be a fun twist, others feel that a more serious approach could enhance the overall experience.
“This blend of humor and unconventional gameplay mechanics creates an entertaining and lighthearted atmosphere.”
“When I walk through Normandy, the atmosphere is just amazing; there is no battle royale game that has this 'alive' feel of the map like Normandy does.”
“I love the atmospheric haze, the lush foliage, and the mud puddles.”
“I have always wondered why games were progressively becoming dense and dry, but I was today years old when I realized I wasn't playing the right games. You see, life comes at you with a bat and a blindfold, but with this game, you can see through the darkness of life and shine brighter than any star in the sky, than any firefly in the atmosphere of a swamp, than any bulb of electric light produced!”
“The game is unique in multiple ways, such as taking on the WWII atmosphere and weapons, as well as having abilities combined with clothing.”
“An excellent game that will be very successful, a battle royale that managed to create the atmosphere of World War II, but adding little elements that create comedy within the game.”
emotional
9 mentions Positive Neutral Negative100%Players express a wide range of emotional responses to the game, from deep enjoyment and wholesome fun to profound sadness and introspection triggered by the storyline. Many highlight the game's ability to evoke strong feelings, with some even shedding tears over its narrative, while others note frustrations with technical issues that detract from the experience. Overall, the emotional impact of the game is significant, prompting players to reflect on their own lives and experiences.
“God, I cried knowing my baby changed too much; I can't even see anymore because this has blinded me with tears.”
“This game's storyline made me cry and question my own mortality.”
“I recommend at least trying the game for a few hours to make up your own mind; after 95 wholesome hours in this game, I am able to recognize that although I am not a top-tier player, I am very capable of having a lot of fun in this game.”
replayability
6 mentions Positive Neutral Negative33%17%50%The game offers a mix of replayability experiences; while some players find it infinitely replayable due to its engaging mechanics and variety, others criticize it for lacking depth, particularly in the battle royale genre, which can lead to diminished replay value over time.
“Infinitely replayable.”
“Has good guns and a lot of replay value.”
“The game wasn't perfect by any stretch, but much more playable than it is now.”
“Being a battle royale, it suffers from not having a lot of replayability.”
“Even this parody is more playable than the actual battle royale.”
character development
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative100%Character development in the game is perceived as lacking, with users noting that the character design feels stale and uninspired compared to competitors. The animations are criticized for being awkward, detracting from the overall experience, and the basic weaponry lacks engaging visual flair.
“The character design is quite stale and had the potential to be a bit more stylized. The animations make the characters feel like they are trying to move with muscle cramps.”
“The default starter weapon is a knife, and you're not going to make sure you have an amazing stabbing animation?”