Croppy Boy

“Predatory landlords control all of the remaining derelict property and you must sell your last remaining possessions to afford even the most modest of accommodations. Once you have acquired a plot of land to sharecrop, one must begin planting their seeds. Growth is slow but steady, and eventually you will have a modest sum of money to spend. You decide to walk to town to invest in some new higher-quality seeds for your farm. The seed merchant coerces you, they can charge as many hundreds as they like for a single seed, there are no laws to protect against this in this avaricious wasteland. You despair as you spend the last of your coin on seeds to propagate your subsistence farm, but you regale at the prospect of a large harvest. As you leave the store, a noble runs around the corner, diving headlong into your chest, catching you with his superior speed, and he knocks you to the ground. He keeps body slamming you as you lay there sprawled in the dirt. He tears the seeds from your hands, shoving them into his pockets with his grubby hands. He then moves on to the last of your coin, tearing open your coin purse with fervor. As he pockets the last of your gold, he slams you into the ground one last time. You stand up slowly and attempt to give chase, but his pure noble bloodline provides him with an increased vigor that no peasant can match. You give up; defeatedly, you limp back to your farm. As you approach, you realize that your gate is wide open. You think to yourself 'surely I locked it when I left...?' As you get closer you realize what has occurred. A look of horror floods your face as you see all of your crops lying in ruins, trampled by an opportunistic peasant. While you were being beaten mercilessly by the upper class, the impoverished peasants decided to raze your farm, destroying your only source of income, even taking your only chicken and throwing it into the river. You walk into your cardboard shack in tears, your life in ruins. The only thing to ease your woes is your Hatsune Miku mistress that you found in the woods yesterday. You cry yourself to sleep that night. As you wake, your waifu greets you with a lovingly prepared meal. Where did she get the food?”

“I enjoyed playing it because it was funny to mess around and fall flat on my face every 2 seconds.”

“There's not a ton to do, but there are a bunch of little things that are funny, like fighting each other, stealing coins, having your friend turn into a cow, somehow stealing wives, and throwing them in your house for breakfast.”

“It's super cute and the music is wonderful.”

“The soundtrack perfectly complements the gameplay, creating an immersive experience.”

“I love how the music evolves with the game, enhancing every moment.”