Cooking with a Crossbow

About So, your family restaurant is on the decline and you've wound up in debt to the vampire mafia; what's a guy to do? Raise money by building your restaurant back up and practice your defense against the dark arts at the same time? Great idea; strap that cross-bow to your hips and get gyrating, cowboy, it's time to put those Nosferatools in their place! Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be able to p…