- February 26, 2015
- Milky Tea Studios
- 2h median play time
Coffin Dodgers
Coffin Dodgers is a traditional arcade-style kart racing game by developers MilkyTea in which elderly residents of a retirement village battle to out-race death on their mobility scooters.
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About
In Coffin Dodgers, race against the Grim Reaper and other quirky retirement village residents on customized mobility scooters to save your soul. Compete in a 13-race championship across four areas of Sunny Pines Retirement Community, using homemade weapons and gadgets to fend off zombie armies. The final showdown pits you against the Grim Reaper in a high-stakes race to escape the afterlife.











- Coffin Dodgers features a humorous and unique premise, with elderly racers battling the Grim Reaper on mobility scooters, providing a fun and quirky experience.
- The game offers enjoyable gameplay mechanics, including a variety of power-ups and melee attacks, which add chaos and excitement to the races.
- The colorful graphics and charming character designs contribute to the overall light-hearted atmosphere, making it appealing for casual play with friends.
- The controls can feel clunky and unresponsive, making it difficult to navigate the tracks effectively, which can lead to frustration during races.
- The game lacks variety in tracks and content, with only a limited number of races and repetitive gameplay that can become dull quickly.
- AI opponents can be unbalanced, often feeling either overly powerful or frustratingly incompetent, which detracts from the competitive experience.
story
84 mentions Positive Neutral NegativeThe story in this kart racing game, "Coffin Dodgers," is described as unique and humorous, featuring elderly characters racing against the Grim Reaper. However, many reviewers criticize the story mode for being extremely short, lacking depth, and having a disappointing ending, which diminishes its replay value. While the initial premise is engaging, the execution leaves much to be desired, with players expressing a desire for more content and better storytelling.
“Coffin Dodgers is a quality kart racing game with a unique storyline: a group of senior citizens soup up their mobility scooters to take on the grim reaper in a series of races to the death.”
“Coffin Dodgers is a fun, comedic, and unique kart racer with a very unique story.”
“The story is great and the characters are memorable, and the gameplay is absolutely enjoyable.”
“The so-called story is very poorly done.”
“The story is, of course, one of those yadda-yadda race faster than everyone else or death takes your soul blah blah stories, which is fine but really stories like that aren't why you play these.”
“It took me 2 hours and 2 showstopping glitches to finish 'story mode' (game crashed on the cutscene after the first 3 races, and after the final challenge it wouldn't quit out of the victory loop).”
Coffin Dodgers Review
What we're trying to say is: stay away from Coffin Dodgers. It's a humorous concept, but clearly not one that supports a whole game. The awful racing and abysmal presentation are the biggest offenders here, but it's a game with problems weaving all the way through it. If these problems could all be rectified with patches, it could become a fun time-waster, but on release, it's just not in good condition. Poor track design, unattractive visuals, repetitive music, lack of content... We could go on, but we think you get the picture.
30%Coffin Dodgers Review
Coffin Dodgers is a classic example of a good idea backed up by poor execution. The gameplay feels dated before it starts as it doesn't progress things from the karting pretenders that have come before, and the visuals sort of fittingly feel like they're from an older generation. The premise has lashings of potential and there's a chuckle or two to be found, but the game is far too easy and brief for single players. Multiplayer is limited to offline play only and is as enjoyable as in every other non-Mario and non-Crash Bandicoot-based kart game, which is to say that it won't be one that you'll be trotting out at your gaming parties for very long.
40%Coffin Dodgers (Switch) Review
The most impressive thing about the Grim Reaper is that he keeps this game alive.
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