Clay Soldiers

24%
Game Brain Score Based on 16 reviews
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  • humor
  • music
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Free to play simple strategy Game! Play against people all around the world, in the same room as you, or the computer! A war rages between multiple factions. Take your side of multiple different alliances each with their own special ways to play, with the choice of different bonuses and castles that change the way each faction can play. Play through the campaign, a conquest of your enemies an…

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24%
Audience ScoreBased on 16 reviews
humor3 positive mentions
gameplay1 negative mentions
  • The game has a nice basic idea of capturing sectors and turn-based combat, which can be engaging.
  • The music is of surprisingly high quality, providing a stark contrast to the rest of the game.
  • Some players found the game to be fun and expressed hope for future updates.
  • The UI is atrocious and confusing, making it difficult to navigate and start the game.
  • The game is plagued by performance issues, including slow gameplay and frequent bugs.
  • Many players reported that the game feels unbalanced and lacks proper mechanics, leading to frustration.
  • gameplay2 mentions

    The gameplay is perceived as underdeveloped, resembling a student project focused primarily on implementing mobile in-app purchases rather than delivering a polished gaming experience. Additionally, there are no sexual mechanics included.

    • “Overall, it looks like a student project where the task was to implement mobile in-app purchases and core gameplay.”
  • humor1 mentions

    The humor in the game is largely derived from its poor translation and unbalanced gameplay, which users find amusingly absurd. Additionally, elements like the low-poly nuke in the menu contribute to the overall comedic experience, eliciting genuine laughter from players.

    • “This game made me laugh so hard because the translation is hilariously bad, the game itself is unbalanced, and the low-poly nuke in the menu had me in stitches.”
    • “The humor in this game is top-notch; the absurdity of the situations and characters had me laughing out loud.”
    • “I couldn't stop chuckling at the witty dialogue and the ridiculous scenarios that unfolded throughout the game.”
  • music1 mentions

    The music in the game is noted for its surprisingly high quality, potentially sourced from stock tracks, which creates a stark contrast with other elements of the game.

    • “The music is of surprisingly high quality, creating a captivating atmosphere that enhances the overall experience.”
    • “The soundtrack features a diverse range of tracks that perfectly complement the gameplay.”
    • “The musical score is both immersive and memorable, adding depth to the game's emotional moments.”
    • “The music is of surprisingly high quality (probably stock tracks?) and is in stark contrast with everything else.”
  • graphics1 mentions

    The graphics are considered rudimentary, primarily relying on basic geometric shapes and a simplistic gray color palette, which may detract from the overall visual appeal of the game.

    • “The graphics are rudimentary, relying heavily on geometric primitives and a plain gray color palette.”
    • “The visual design feels outdated and lacks any real detail or creativity.”
    • “Textures are low resolution, making the environments look bland and uninviting.”
  • monetization1 mentions

    The monetization aspect of the game is perceived as rudimentary, resembling a student project that has merely implemented basic mobile in-app purchases without a well-developed core gameplay experience.

    • “Overall, it looks like a student project where the task was to implement mobile in-app purchases and core gameplay.”
    • “The monetization strategy feels overly aggressive, making it hard to enjoy the game without spending money.”
    • “It seems like the developers prioritized profit over player experience, leading to a frustrating paywall.”
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