Chess for idiots

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Disclaimer: I do not support Kor*in and other extremes. The game is a satire full of stupid jokes aimed at people with an absurd sense of humor. The game is not intended to promote any ideology. Chess for idiots - a discipline of intellectual sport, invented and initiated by Ozjasz Goldberg. Seemingly chess for idiots resembles regular chess. The game is played on the same board using the same pi…

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Play Modes

Local Multi-Player Play with friends in the same physical space using split-screen or multiple screens
2-Players Play with one other player, either online or locally, in a cooperative or competitive game mode
Multi-Player Compete or cooperate with other players online
PvP Player versus Player - Fight against other players in real-time, often in arena-style combat
Split Screen Play with multiple players on the same screen, often with divided or shared screen real estate

95%

Audience ScoreBased on 317 reviews

gameplay4 positive mentions

story3 negative mentions

The game offers a unique and humorous twist on traditional chess, making it accessible and enjoyable for players of all skill levels.
It's a fun game to play with friends, providing lots of laughter and unexpected moments, especially with its absurd mechanics.
The graphics and voice acting are surprisingly engaging, contributing to a memorable and entertaining experience.

The game can be frustrating and buggy at times, which may detract from the overall enjoyment.
Some players find the mechanics overly simplistic or chaotic, leading to a lack of strategic depth.
The humor and absurdity may not appeal to everyone, with some reviews labeling it as a game for 'idiots'.

gameplay
16 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
25%
56%
19%
The gameplay of "chess for idiots" is characterized by its humorous and absurd mechanics that simplify traditional chess, making it accessible and spontaneous. Players appreciate its engaging and light-hearted nature, with unique attack mechanics and various game modes that enhance multiplayer fun. Overall, the game offers a blend of strategic depth and entertaining simplicity, appealing to both casual and competitive players.
- “To make a long story short, a truly amazing game that you must absolutely try out; it's free after all, and if you enjoy yourself, consider the DLC that adds in new innovative gameplay features.”
- “Unlike conventional chess, 'chess for idiots' introduces absurd and humorous mechanics that redefine how pieces move and interact.”
- “This variant eliminates the need for deep thinking, allowing for spontaneous and unpredictable gameplay.”
- “The game's simplicity is deceptive, luring you in with its easy-to-understand mechanics before throwing you headfirst into the depths of strategic warfare.”
- “Through its unforgiving gameplay, it teaches us the value of patience, the importance of foresight, and the resilience of the human spirit.”
humor
8 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
The humor in the game is a standout feature, with players consistently noting its absurd mechanics and funny interactions that lead to memorable moments. Many reviews highlight the game's ability to evoke laughter, both individually and in social settings, making it a source of enjoyment and amusement. Overall, the comedic elements significantly enhance the gaming experience.
- “Spent the entire round inflating one brick and laughing my ass off.”
- “Unlike conventional chess, 'chess for idiots' introduces absurd and humorous mechanics that redefine how pieces move and interact.”
- “Absolutely hilarious”
story
7 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
29%
29%
43%
The story is characterized by themes of courage and resilience, emphasizing the emotional weight of player choices. It has resonated deeply with some players, evoking strong emotional responses, including tears.
- “It's a quest of courage and resilience, where every move carries the weight of your own determination.”
- “Story brought me to tears”
- “☐ no story”
- “☐ no story”
- “---{story}---”
graphics
6 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
17%
50%
33%
The game's graphics are noted for their bold and unique design, creating a distinctive chess environment that stands out. However, some players have experienced technical issues, with the demanding graphics reportedly causing system crashes. Overall, the visual presentation is both innovative and potentially problematic for certain setups.
- “Furthermore, the bold decisions the creators of this game made when designing the graphics make it one of the most unique chess environments to play in.”
- “Here, the graphics are as elusive as a unicorn in the wild, leaving you to navigate the board with nothing but your imagination to guide you.”
- “This game is so graphically demanding that it bluescreened my friend's computer.”
stability
6 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
The game's stability is characterized by a mix of minor to significant bugs and glitches, which some players find frustrating yet endearing, viewing them as quirky elements that contribute to the overall fun. Embracing these imperfections seems to be a common sentiment among users.
- “Frustrating and buggy, but that's what makes it fun.”
- “The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs and glitches.”
- “Embrace the glitches, for they are but quirks in the grand tapestry of gaming.”
grinding
4 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
75%
75%
Players generally find the grinding aspect of the game to be excessive, with many suggesting that it requires an unrealistic time commitment, akin to needing a "second life" to manage it. Some reviews note that while grinding can be prevalent, it may not always feel overwhelming.
- “Grinding in this game is so engaging that you'll feel like you need a second life to keep up with all the content!”
- “The grind is rewarding and keeps you motivated to push through challenges.”
- “I love how the grinding system is designed; it feels satisfying to see my progress over time.”
- “You'll need a second life for grinding.”
- “A bit grindy sometimes.”
- “A bit grindy.”
replayability
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
Players highly value the game's replayability, noting its ability to provide laughter and a lighthearted experience compared to more serious strategy games. Its minimal storage requirements further enhance its appeal as a fun and easily accessible option for repeated play.
- “The community appreciates the game's replayability and the laughter it brings, with many players finding it a refreshing break from more serious strategy games.”
- “I haven't played this game for that long, but the fact that it takes up almost no storage and yet is probably one of the most stupidly fun and replayable games that has ever touched the Steam store.”
monetization
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
300%
Reviews indicate a strong resistance to microtransactions and loot boxes, with players expressing a desire to combat the prevalence of pay-to-win mechanics in games. Many view these monetization strategies as detrimental to the gaming experience, likening their opposition to a noble crusade against unfair practices.
- “Together, we shall weather the storm of microtransactions and loot boxes, standing tall against the tide of pay-to-win villains like noble knights in a digital crusade.”
- “The game is riddled with microtransactions that make it nearly impossible to enjoy without spending extra money.”
- “Loot boxes are everywhere, and it feels like the developers are more interested in profit than player experience.”
- “The pay-to-win mechanics ruin the balance of the game, making it frustrating for those who don't want to spend additional cash.”
emotional
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
Chess for Idiots is praised for its ability to evoke deep emotions, offering players a poignant journey that reflects the complexities of strategic thinking and mental challenges. The game is described as an emotional rollercoaster, engaging players on multiple levels beyond mere gameplay.
- “Chess for Idiots isn't just a game; it's an emotional rollercoaster that takes you on a poignant journey through the complexities of the mind's battlefield.”
music
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
300%
The music in the game, particularly the "hot sauce song," has been widely praised as energetic and enjoyable, with players describing it as a standout track.
- “The soundtrack is absolutely incredible and keeps me engaged throughout the game.”
- “The music perfectly complements the gameplay, enhancing the overall experience.”
- “Each track is well-composed and adds a unique atmosphere to the game.”