Chess for idiots

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Chess for idiots is a multiplayer casual strategy game. It was developed by Polish Hacker and was released on February 1, 2024. It received very positive reviews from players.

Disclaimer: I do not support Kor*in and other extremes. The game is a satire full of stupid jokes aimed at people with an absurd sense of humor. The game is not intended to promote any ideology. Chess for idiots - a discipline of intellectual sport, invented and initiated by Ozjasz Goldberg. Seemingly chess for idiots resembles regular chess. The game is played on the same board using the same pi…

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95%

Audience ScoreBased on 365 reviews

gameplay4 positive mentions

graphics2 negative mentions

The game is incredibly fun and chaotic, especially when played with friends, providing a unique and humorous twist on traditional chess mechanics.
It's free to play and offers a refreshing break from more serious strategy games, making it accessible to players of all skill levels.
The game features engaging and absurd mechanics that encourage spontaneous gameplay, allowing for a light-hearted and entertaining experience.

The game can be confusing and difficult to understand at first, leading to frustration for some players.
There are minor bugs and glitches that can disrupt gameplay, which may detract from the overall experience.
The lack of a tutorial or clear instructions can make it challenging for new players to grasp the unique mechanics of the game.

gameplay
20 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The gameplay of "chess for idiots" is characterized by its chaotic and humorous mechanics that diverge from traditional chess, making it accessible and entertaining for players seeking light-hearted fun. While it offers a simple entry point, the game encourages strategic thinking and adaptability, especially in multiplayer settings, enhancing the overall experience. Players appreciate its engaging nature and the innovative features introduced in DLCs, making it a standout choice for casual gaming with friends.
- “This is one of the best games to play with your friends on Discord. It is so chaotic, but if you take the time to learn the mechanics, it can be one of the most skill-expressive games I have ever played.”
- “Unlike conventional chess, 'chess for idiots' introduces absurd and humorous mechanics that redefine how pieces move and interact.”
- “Funny chess with really stupid mechanics (don't expect real chess)”
- “This variant eliminates the need for deep thinking, allowing for spontaneous and unpredictable gameplay.”
- “The game's simplicity is deceptive, luring you in with its easy-to-understand mechanics before throwing you headfirst into the depths of strategic warfare.”
story
10 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The game's story is a mixed bag; while some players note a lack of narrative, others praise its emotional depth and impactful voice acting, highlighting themes of courage and resilience that resonate strongly. Overall, it has the potential to evoke strong emotional responses, with some players even finding it tear-jerking.
- “Awesome voice acting and a really emotional storyline.”
- “It's a quest of courage and resilience, where every move carries the weight of your own determination.”
- “The story brought me to tears.”
- “No story.”
- “No story.”
- “No story.”
humor
9 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
The humor in the game is widely praised, with players highlighting its absurd mechanics and comedic elements that transform traditional chess into a source of laughter and fun, especially when played with friends. Many reviews mention moments of genuine hilarity, making it an enjoyable experience that prioritizes humor over conventional gameplay.
- “Spent the entire round inflating one brick and laughing my ass off.”
- “This game made me laugh my lungs off.”
- “Unlike conventional chess, 'chess for idiots' introduces absurd and humorous mechanics that redefine how pieces move and interact.”
graphics
7 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The game's graphics are noted for their bold and unique design, creating an imaginative chess environment that stands out. However, the demanding graphical requirements have led to performance issues, including crashes on some systems.
- “Furthermore, the bold decisions the creators of this game made when designing the graphics make it one of the most unique chess environments to play in.”
- “Here, the graphics are as elusive as a unicorn in the wild, leaving you to navigate the board with nothing but your imagination to guide you.”
- “This game is so graphically demanding that it bluescreened my friend's computer.”
stability
6 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The game's stability is characterized by a mix of minor to significant bugs and glitches, which some players find frustrating yet endearing, viewing them as quirky elements that add to the overall fun. While the presence of these issues is notable, many users seem to embrace them as part of the gaming experience.
- “Frustrating and buggy, but that's what makes it fun ”
- “Embrace the glitches, for they are but quirks in the grand tapestry of gaming.”
- “The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs and glitches.”
grinding
5 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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Players generally find the grinding aspect of the game to be excessive, with many suggesting that it requires an unrealistic time commitment, akin to needing a "second life." While some acknowledge that it can be somewhat grindy at times, the overall sentiment leans towards it being a significant and potentially frustrating element of gameplay.
- “You'll need a second life for grinding.”
- “A bit grindy sometimes.”
- “A bit grindy.”
music
3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The music in the game is highly praised, particularly the "hot sauce song," which is described as an energetic and standout track.
- “The hot sauce song is an absolute banger!”
- “The soundtrack perfectly complements the gameplay, enhancing the overall experience.”
- “The music is incredibly catchy and keeps you engaged throughout the game.”
emotional
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The emotional aspect of "Chess for Idiots" is highlighted by its outstanding voice acting and a deeply moving storyline, which together create a poignant journey that explores the complexities of the mind. Players describe the experience as an emotional rollercoaster, enhancing the game's impact beyond traditional gameplay.
- “Awesome voice acting and a really emotional storyline.”
- “Chess for Idiots isn't just a game; it's an emotional rollercoaster that takes you on a poignant journey through the complexities of the mind's battlefield.”
replayability
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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Players highly value the game's replayability, noting it offers a fun and lighthearted experience that contrasts with more serious strategy titles. Its minimal storage requirements further enhance its appeal, making it a popular choice for those seeking enjoyable, repeatable gameplay.
- “The community appreciates the game's replayability and the laughter it brings, with many players finding it a refreshing break from more serious strategy games.”
- “I haven't played this game for that long, but the fact that it takes up almost no storage and yet is probably one of the most stupidly fun and replayable games that has ever touched the Steam store.”
monetization
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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Reviews highlight a strong resistance to microtransactions and loot boxes, with players expressing a desire to combat pay-to-win mechanics. Many view these monetization strategies as detrimental to the gaming experience, advocating for a more fair and balanced approach.
- “Together, we shall weather the storm of microtransactions and loot boxes, standing tall against the tide of pay-to-win villains like noble knights in a digital crusade.”