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Welcome aboard, mateys! As the helmsman of an infamous pirate crew, you have sailed the seven seas and plundered countless treasures. But today, your ship is in peril as it is under attack by the straight-edge army. Your crew may be fearless and ruthless, but they are also notoriously fond of their rum. As a result, your officer is giving you slurred and confusing commands. Can you navigate throug…
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