Battlesloths 2025: The Great Pizza Wars

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In Battlesloths 2025: The Great Pizza Wars, engage in frantic multiplayer battles with up to four players or tough AI, using a variety of weapons to claim the most pizza. With 20 unique weapons, four game modes, and customizable settings, prepare to experience intense sloth-themed combat. Enjoy the chaos with an array of hats, hoverboards, and the pursuit of pizza in this redefined sloth gaming experience.

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Play Modes

Local Multi-Player Play with friends in the same physical space using split-screen or multiple screens
2-Players Play with one other player, either online or locally, in a cooperative or competitive game mode
Multi-Player Compete or cooperate with other players online
Co-Op Team up with friends to complete levels or missions together
Single-Player Play through the game's story or campaign solo
PvP Player versus Player - Fight against other players in real-time, often in arena-style combat
Split Screen Play with multiple players on the same screen, often with divided or shared screen real estate

Battlesloths 2025: The Great Pizza Wars screenshot

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84%

Audience ScoreBased on 63 reviews

humor6 positive mentions

graphics3 negative mentions

Battlesloths 2025 is a fun and addictive arcade game that shines as a multiplayer experience, making it perfect for parties with friends.
The game features a charming art style, humorous animations, and a wide variety of weapons and hats, adding to its overall appeal.
Gameplay is fast-paced and engaging, with multiple game modes and unique level hazards that keep matches exciting and dynamic.

The game suffers from a lack of content, with only four game modes and limited variety, leading to repetitive gameplay after a few sessions.
Online multiplayer is often empty or laggy, making it difficult to find matches, which detracts from the overall experience.
There are complaints about long loading times and a need for more ways to earn in-game currency, which can hinder the enjoyment of unlocking new hats and features.

gameplay
14 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
21%
57%
21%
The gameplay of Battlesloths 2025 is characterized by its dynamic and humorous mechanics, combining elements of party games and twin-stick shooters. While the core gameplay is straightforward, it offers enough variety in weapons, maps, and game modes to keep it engaging for multiplayer sessions. Overall, it is praised as a fun and addictive experience, particularly for playing with friends and family.
- “This is the fun of a party game, with the gameplay of a twin-stick shooter, written and framed by the guys that brought us Red vs. Blue.”
- “The premise is simple (kills drop pizza which are carried back to your base), but gameplay is surprisingly dynamic with all the weapons and pickups.”
- “Battlesloths 2025 is a fun and addictive arcade game with tons of great gameplay.”
- “As little as I paid, I regretted my purchase within about 10 minutes of trying the gameplay.”
- “The first reason is the gameplay -”
- “Gameplay is pretty straightforward, but with enough variation in weapons, maps, and game modes that I expect it to stay enjoyable for quite some time.”
graphics
6 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
33%
17%
50%
The game's graphics feature a charming retro pixel art style that adds character and nostalgia, appealing to fans of classic gaming. While some players experience performance issues even with modern hardware, the visuals strike a balance between simplicity and complexity, enhancing the overall aesthetic. The combination of engaging art and fantastic audio further enriches the gaming experience.
- “The graphics might harken back to the olden days of gaming, but that in itself is a unique charm to the game as well.”
- “Has some fantastic music and audio, and a really fun art style to boot!”
- “Poor performance with a new video card even though this game has simple graphics.”
- “It uses pixelated graphics for almost everything you see in the game.”
- “The pixel graphics are neither too complex nor too simple, which is perfect.”
humor
6 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
The game is widely praised for its charming and funny elements, featuring humorous art, animations, and engaging audio. Players appreciate the clever gameplay mechanics that incorporate humor, making it enjoyable for both adults and children without relying on crude jokes. Overall, the lightheartedness and comedic aspects contribute significantly to its appeal.
- “This game is charming and funny.”
- “The art and animations are funny, the audio is unique and exciting, and the sloths are hilarious.”
- “There's a lot of humor in its gameplay mechanics.”
music
5 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
80%
20%
The music in the game is widely praised for its fantastic quality, featuring a badass soundtrack with catchy tunes that complement each level's theme. Reviewers highlight the fast-paced and classic feel of the audio, contributing to an overall enjoyable gaming experience.
- “Has some fantastic music and audio, along with a really fun art style to boot!”
- “The soundtrack is really good, and each level theme has its own song with some catchy tunes.”
- “Fast-paced, classic feel, awesome music and themes.”
story
3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
67%
100%
Users express a desire for a story mode in the game, noting that its absence makes the experience feel incomplete. They believe that a single-player campaign would enhance the game's longevity and provide additional engagement after completing existing levels and challenges.
- “I know designing games takes hours and lots of people, but if a story mode or single-player campaign were introduced down the line, it would make the game feel more complete and provide additional reasons to return to it after you've played all of the levels and beaten the challenges.”
- “I kind of wish there was some sort of story mode in the game to give it a bit more life.”
- “My only complaint so far with the game is that there is currently no story mode.”
- “I know designing games takes hours and lots of people, but if a story mode or single-player campaign were introduced down the line, it’d make the game feel more complete and provide additional reasons to return to it after you’ve played all of the levels and beaten the challenges.”
- “I kinda wish there was some sort of story mode to the game to give it a bit more life.”
optimization
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
150%
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Players report subpar performance despite the game's simple graphics, indicating issues with optimization, particularly during initial load times.
- “The beginning load time needs to be optimized.”
- “The game's performance has significantly improved after the latest optimization updates.”
- “I appreciate how the developers are continuously working on optimization to enhance the overall gameplay experience.”
- “Poor performance with a new video card, even though this game has simple graphics.”
- “Beginning load time needs to be optimized.”
atmosphere
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
150%
Reviewers praise the game's atmosphere for its distinctiveness, noting that each level offers a unique feeling that enhances the overall experience and keeps the gameplay fresh and engaging.
- “The best thing about the atmosphere is that every level has a different feeling to it, making every arena feel super unique.”
- “The art and atmosphere are truly remarkable.”
- “The art and atmosphere feel flat and uninspired, lacking the depth needed to immerse players.”
- “Despite the potential for a rich environment, the atmosphere is dull and fails to evoke any real emotion.”
- “The overall ambiance is forgettable, making it hard to stay engaged with the game world.”
grinding
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
300%
Players find the grinding aspect of the game tedious due to its limited four game modes and simplistic concept, making the experience feel repetitive, especially when playing solo against bots.
- “With only four game modes and a very simple concept, it becomes tedious, even when playing with friends. Playing by yourself against bots is even worse.”
- “The grinding feels endless and repetitive, making it hard to stay engaged with the game.”
- “After a few hours, the lack of variety in tasks makes the grinding feel like a chore rather than an enjoyable experience.”