Arson, Murder, and (Blue)jaywalking

you are a bird. more than that— you’re a trashy, loud, angry little motherfucker of a bird. it’s summertime and the humans around these parts are louder and grosser than you, which will absolutely NOT FLY. the crime here is anything your little bird mind can come up with. the victims here are humans actively disrupting your nesting grounds who are maybe also flying confederate flags. not that you …