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Aperture Desk Job

94%Game Brain Score
humor, story
grinding, stability
94% User Score Based on 13,994 reviews

Platforms

PCPCSteam DeckSteam DeckWindowsWindowsLinuxLinux

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In "Aperture Desk Job," players take on the role of a new employee at Aperture Science, tasked with assembling products in a simulated work environment. The game is a humorous take on assembly line work, with various challenges and obstacles to overcome. Players will need to manage their time and resources carefully to meet their production goals and avoid mistakes that could lead to disastrous consequences.

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Aperture Desk Job screenshot
Aperture Desk Job screenshot
Aperture Desk Job screenshot
Aperture Desk Job screenshot
Aperture Desk Job screenshot
Aperture Desk Job screenshot
Aperture Desk Job screenshot
Aperture Desk Job screenshot
Aperture Desk Job screenshot
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94%
Audience ScoreBased on 13,994 reviews
humor1.5k positive mentions
grinding8 negative mentions

  • The music, particularly the ending credits song, is hauntingly beautiful and emotionally impactful, enhancing the overall experience.
  • The humor and charm of the Portal universe are well-preserved, featuring witty dialogue and memorable characters that evoke laughter.
  • The game is visually stunning with a charming art style, effectively capturing the essence of Aperture Science and providing a nostalgic experience for fans.
  • The gameplay is simplistic and lacks depth, often feeling more like a tech demo than a fully-fledged game.
  • Many players found the short playtime of around 30 minutes to be insufficient, with low replay value and a feeling that it serves more as an advertisement for the Steam Deck.
  • Some users reported performance issues and bugs, particularly on weaker hardware, which detracted from the overall enjoyment of the game.
  • humor
    1,511 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The humor in "Aperture Desk Job" is widely praised for its classic Valve charm, reminiscent of the beloved Portal series, featuring witty dialogue, absurd scenarios, and memorable characters like Grady and Cave Johnson. While the game is short, typically lasting around 30 minutes, it effectively combines humor with a tech demo for the Steam Deck, delivering a lighthearted experience that keeps players entertained throughout. Many reviewers highlight the game's ability to evoke laughter through clever writing and playful interactions, making it a delightful, albeit brief, return to the Portal universe.

    • “Developed by the folks at Valve, this game is set in the beloved Portal universe and provides a humorous take on the day-to-day operations at Aperture Science.”
    • “The game is packed with witty dialogue, hilarious moments, and the signature absurdity of the Portal universe.”
    • “Aperture Desk Job is a hilarious little game that, like many have said, is like a playable Pixar short.”
    • “It's fine as a controller demo, but that comedian is so unfunny it's unbelievable.”
    • “It's so bad, not funny at all, and I hated the weird retcon about Cave Johnson at the end, even if it was just a joke.”
    • “The characters and story are amazing and provide a different take on the Portal universe, but some of the jokes pushed by these characters are repetitive and unfunny.”
  • story
    848 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The story of "Aperture Desk Job" is a humorous and engaging short narrative set in the Portal universe, featuring a quirky premise where players assume the role of a toilet tester under the supervision of a personality core named Grady. While the game serves primarily as a tech demo for the Steam Deck, it successfully incorporates familiar Portal humor and lore, providing fans with a delightful, albeit brief, experience that expands on the backstory of Aperture Science. Despite its short runtime of around 30 minutes, the writing and character interactions are well-received, making it a recommended play for both new and returning players to the franchise.

    • “Valve isn't just about innovation, but about interactivity, wit, engrossing likable characters, interesting puzzles, and amazing story and world-building through immersion.”
    • “Aperture Desk Job seamlessly blends humor, innovative mechanics, and engaging storytelling into a brief yet memorable experience.”
    • “The story and characters are hilariously written, and the whole package is just filled with so much charm.”
    • “This game is a short story which takes place in 70s Aperture, where you assume the role of 'product inspector.' Now there may not be much in terms of gameplay, Aperture Desk Job is here to introduce you to all the different features and controls that your Steam Deck comes with, and it does that really well.”
    • “The story was weak, gameplay was weak, everything about this game makes it seem like an ad for the Steam Deck rather than a game.”
    • “The story - if you can call it that - feels like something thrown together in 10 minutes by a teenager, the voice acting was lackluster and the 'game' is too short to even call it a game.”
  • gameplay
    415 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The gameplay of "Aperture Desk Job" is primarily a short, interactive tutorial designed to showcase the Steam Deck's controls, lasting around 30 minutes. While it features simple mechanics such as button pressing and shooting, many players found it lacking in depth and traditional gameplay elements, often describing it as more of a tech demo than a fully-fledged game. Despite its brevity and limited gameplay, the humor, writing, and nostalgic ties to the Portal universe were generally well-received, making it an entertaining experience for fans.

    • “The gameplay is largely about interacting with various objects, solving simple puzzles, and managing tasks—all in typical portal-esque fashion.”
    • “Aperture desk job seamlessly blends humor, innovative mechanics, and engaging storytelling into a brief yet memorable experience.”
    • “The gameplay mechanics, though seemingly simple, offer surprising depth.”
    • “This sucks. I played for 15 minutes and there was no plot, no gameplay.”
    • “The gameplay is dull.”
    • “The actual gameplay is almost non-existent; this is an introduction to the steam deck buttons after all.”
  • graphics
    312 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The graphics of the game have received widespread acclaim for their stunning visuals, charming art style, and smooth performance across various hardware, including the Steam Deck. Many users noted the vibrant colors and polished design that effectively capture the humor and atmosphere of the Portal universe, making it a visually engaging experience. However, some players expressed disappointment over the lack of customizable graphics settings, which could limit performance on lower-end devices.

    • “The graphics are a delightful mix of cartoonish charm and sleek design, making every interaction feel fresh and engaging.”
    • “The game's graphics are stunning, and the attention to detail is impressive, making the world of Aperture Science laboratories come alive in VR.”
    • “With its stunning graphics, challenging puzzles, and excellent humor, it's a game that's sure to keep players hooked from start to finish.”
    • “I have a brand new computer with a high-quality graphics card and this game can't run at higher than 3 fps even with all the graphics set to low.”
    • “The only complaint that could be said is a complete lack of graphic or performance settings, given that there is an option to play the game on non-Steam Deck hardware, it would have been nice if the game detected it was not being played on Steam Deck to intentionally show a traditional graphics menu.”
    • “It's got enough of that classic Portal charm to be well worth experiencing, though I found it had very poor performance on Intel integrated graphics.”
  • music
    95 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The music in the game has received widespread acclaim, particularly for its haunting and beautiful ending credits song, which many players found memorable and emotionally impactful. The soundtrack is noted for its high quality and fitting atmosphere, reminiscent of previous Portal titles, with some humorous and engaging musical moments throughout the gameplay. Overall, players appreciate the music as a standout feature that enhances the overall experience, despite some wishing for more lyrical content akin to past Portal songs.

    • “The ending credits song is perfect.”
    • “As the credits rolled, that music was beautiful and haunting, giving me goosebumps.”
    • “The music is perfect.”
    • “The game ends with a creepy song by robot Cave and several toilet turrets.”
    • “Sadly, no Jonathan Coulton song this time.”
    • “Also the end should have been some kind of song (with lyrics) for us to fall in love with as we did with 'Still Alive' and 'You Wouldn't Know.' Maybe even a song like the turret opera.”
  • optimization
    59 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    Overall, the game's optimization is primarily tailored for the Steam Deck, delivering smooth performance and beautiful visuals on that platform. While many players report excellent experiences on various devices, some users have noted subpar performance on weaker PCs and a lack of graphics settings, indicating that the game may not be fully optimized for all hardware configurations. Despite these issues, the game generally runs well and is enjoyable, especially for those using compatible controllers.

    • “The game runs smoothly with no hiccups, even during the more chaotic moments, and the controls are spot-on.”
    • “Whether you're playing on the Steam Deck or another device, the game is optimized to provide a smooth and enjoyable experience.”
    • “Aperture Desk Job is a really cute return to the world of Portal, optimized beautifully for the Steam Deck.”
    • “Nice game, but bad optimization; it doesn't work on weaker computers.”
    • “For a Valve game, this felt very poorly optimized for PC. I could only run the game at 15 fps. I'm glad it's free at least.”
    • “Game needs to be optimized better; I have a pretty decent laptop and I only get like 3 frames a second. I couldn't even play much of it, but it looks good.”
  • emotional
    45 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The emotional aspect of the game has received mixed reviews, with many players expressing nostalgia and heartfelt connections to the Portal series, often leading to tears and laughter. While some found the story lacking depth, others appreciated its wholesome humor and the ability to evoke strong feelings in a short playtime. Overall, the game successfully resonates with players, blending humor and emotional moments that reflect their experiences with the franchise.

    • “I didn't think it was possible to be rendered emotional in such a short amount of time, but here I am, nearly moved to tears over a desk job.”
    • “I got emotionally attached to Grady way too fast for a 30-minute controller tutorial. 10/10”
    • “After over 10 years since the release of Portal 2, having J.K. Simmons back on voice duty was enough to make me a little emotional.”
    • “It was a terrible, eventless, boring story with hardly any interactions.”
    • “Very boring story.”
    • “An overdone controller tutorial with a boring story.”
  • replayability
    41 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    Overall, the game's replayability is generally considered low, with most reviews noting its short playtime of around 30 minutes and minimal incentive to revisit. While some players mention the potential for spotting easter eggs or enjoying the humor again, the consensus is that it lacks substantial replay value, making it more of a one-time experience rather than a game to return to frequently. However, as a free title, it is still seen as worth trying for its entertainment value.

    • “A very entertaining (hilarious!) game that is certainly replayable with a killer soundtrack.”
    • “☑️ Infinitely replayable (the game is short and has no specific story but it is so fun, you can replay chapters. I personally replayed certain chapters several times).”
    • “There's a little replay value hinted at, in particular the way the voice lines are scripted; it seamlessly adapts to your idle button pressing (or not), so you may want to go back and listen again.”
    • “Only a 30-minute game with little replay value; however, it is free.”
    • “Funny narrative, good characters, but playtime is only about 30 minutes with no replay value.”
    • “This felt like it was just a game designed to help you test out features for the Steam Deck and nothing more, as it was simply too short, too on rails, and with no real replay value in it.”
  • grinding
    38 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The reviews overwhelmingly indicate that the game features excessive grinding, often described as tedious and requiring an unrealistic time commitment, with many players feeling it detracts from the overall experience. While some moments are enjoyable, the grinding mechanics are frequently criticized for being repetitive and unnecessarily prolonged.

    • “You'll need a second life for grinding.”
    • “A bit grindy... sometimes.”
    • “One long, tedious grind.”
    • “Extremely tedious.”
    • “I will admit that some parts of the game are fun and entertaining, but I feel that they added pointless and tedious game mechanics throughout.”
  • atmosphere
    23 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The atmosphere of the game is widely praised for its charm and immersive quality, effectively capturing the essence of the Portal series with its humor and art design. While some reviewers feel it lacks the depth and eerie elements of the original games, many appreciate the nostalgic return to the Aperture Laboratories, highlighting the game's ability to evoke strong feelings and memories from the franchise. Overall, the atmosphere is described as captivating and well-executed, making it a delightful experience for fans.

    • “The humor and atmosphere are all intact, and the visuals are charming without being demanding on the hardware.”
    • “The actual gameplay is simplistic and relatively mindless, but the world and atmosphere continued on in this Aperture lab setting is just to die for.”
    • “The concept was done brilliantly and they didn't hold back on the looks and atmosphere, which is amazing, since it felt really nostalgic to revisit one of the finest settings in video game history: the Aperture Laboratories.”
    • “Doesn't feel like the proper atmosphere of the IP they used.”
    • “In my opinion, it's even kind of disrespectful towards the original atmosphere.”
    • “The demo lacks the eerie atmosphere of the first game and the genius puzzles of the second one, but this game is dripping with charm.”
  • stability
    21 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    Overall, user reviews indicate a mixed experience regarding stability, with many players reporting various bugs and glitches, particularly with gyroscopic controls and console options. While some users found the game to run smoothly on platforms like the Steam Deck, others expressed frustration over recurring issues that hindered gameplay. Despite these problems, a few players noted that the game is relatively polished compared to others in the genre.

    • “Played on Steam Deck and runs great out of the box.”
    • “Bug free!”
    • “Runs great, a lot of fun!”
    • “However, the gyro seems buggy; sometimes it doesn't work.”
    • “It's extremely annoying that I have to watch the whole intro every single time but can't even play it properly because their console options are so buggy.”
    • “The story was fine, but why is this so buggy?”
  • monetization
    19 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    The monetization aspect of the game is largely positive, with many users appreciating its lack of microtransactions and free-to-play model, describing it as a refreshing break from the norm. However, some players feel it functions more as an advertisement for the Portal series and Steam Deck rather than a standalone game, leading to mixed feelings about its purpose. Overall, it is seen as a polished, short experience without the typical monetization pitfalls.

    • “Great and fun free game without microtransactions.”
    • “No microtransactions, no skins, no DLC, just a short and free experience.”
    • “I wouldn't be surprised if they added microtransactions to this game in a future update.”
    • “Was I just cheated into watching a 30-minute advertisement?”
    • “Sorry, Valve, but interactive advertisements for your new line of hardware don't impress me.”
    • “If you are thinking this is a game, think again, it's just a 30-minute and 4 gigabyte Steam Deck advertisement.”
  • character development
    2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative

    Character development is highlighted as a strong point, with one reviewer giving it a perfect score for its depth and complexity. However, there is criticism regarding the ending, which some feel undermines significant character growth established in "Portal 2," diminishing its overall impact.

    • “10/10 character and character development”
    • “I found the ending actually clashes with a major character development moment from Portal 2, erasing its impact.”
    • “The character development feels rushed and superficial, leaving me disconnected from their journeys.”
    • “There are moments that should have been pivotal for character growth, but they fall flat and lack emotional weight.”

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5h Median play time
15h Average play time
2-8h Spent by most gamers
*Based on 9 analyzed playthroughs

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