Alex Jones NWO Wars
- January 3, 2024
- NWO Wars Team
- 1h median play time
"Alex Jones NWO Wars" is a run-and-gun game where you fight against the New World Order as Alex Jones and his allies. Blast through enemies in various levels inspired by real events and face challenging boss fights. The game features dynamic voice lines from Alex Jones and guest vocals by Ryan Katsu Rivera. New bonus levels and characters are set to be added in the future.
Reviews
- The game is hilarious and filled with funny one-liners from Alex Jones, making it an entertaining experience.
- It captures the retro run-and-gun gameplay reminiscent of classic titles like Metal Slug and Contra.
- Despite its short length, the game provides a unique and absurd take on current events and conspiracy theories.
- The game is very short, typically taking only 30-45 minutes to complete, which many players feel does not justify the price.
- Gameplay can be repetitive, with limited enemy variety and voice lines that quickly become stale.
- There are no difficulty options or significant replay value, making it feel more like a one-time experience.
- humor366 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- -1 % neutral mentions
- 1 % negative mentions
The humor in the game is widely praised for its absurdity and clever references, particularly to political figures and conspiracy theories, with many players finding it genuinely hilarious and entertaining throughout the short gameplay. However, some reviewers noted that the humor can become repetitive and stale due to the limited voice lines and short duration, leading to a mixed reception regarding its overall comedic value. Despite its brevity, the game is often described as a fun, laugh-out-loud experience, especially for fans of Alex Jones and his controversial persona.
“I couldn't stop laughing throughout the entire gameplay.”
“Hilariously fun!”
“The game is hilarious with all of its references to current events and Alex Jones memes.”
“Bad gameplay, not funny, weird messages. You should refund now.”
“The humor falls flat and feels forced, making the experience more awkward than entertaining.”
“I expected a lot of laughs, but the jokes are stale and miss the mark completely.”
- gameplay102 mentions
- 32 % positive mentions
- 62 % neutral mentions
- 6 % negative mentions
The gameplay is generally described as simplistic and short, often compared to classic run-and-gun titles like Metal Slug, with many reviewers noting a lack of depth and challenge. While the humor and voice lines are appreciated, they often overshadow the limited mechanics and repetitive nature of the gameplay, leading to a consensus that the game is best enjoyed at a lower price point. Overall, it appeals primarily to fans of the associated cultural themes rather than those seeking a robust gaming experience.
“Gameplay is fun and creative.”
“The gameplay is short but the entertainment and culture-war value makes up for the price.”
“The mechanics are intuitive, and the pacing is masterfully crafted, ensuring that every moment contributes to the overall impact of the game.”
“I wouldn't recommend paying more than 5 dollars for it because the gameplay is simplistic and the game lasts less than an hour.”
“Repetitive voice lines, short levels, unusually slow movement speed for the genre, control scheme seems meant for controllers and not for mouse and keyboard, not enough background music, 5 levels in total, low weapon variety, very little replay value.”
“The game's lack of a defining feature and repetitive gameplay loop, combined with the game taking itself too seriously for its own good, result in a 'meh' experience, suited maybe for the man's diehard fans and no one else.”
- music56 mentions
- 45 % positive mentions
- 50 % neutral mentions
- 5 % negative mentions
The music in the game has received mixed reviews, with many praising its energetic and engaging quality, often likening it to classic titles like Metal Slug. However, several players noted the soundtrack's repetitiveness and the limited variety, suggesting that while the music is excellent, it could benefit from additional tracks to enhance the overall experience. Overall, the soundtrack is frequently highlighted as a standout feature, contributing positively to the game's atmosphere despite its brevity.
“The music enhances the atmosphere, adding another layer to the immersive experience and further solidifying Alex Jones: NWO Wars as a true work of art.”
“The soundtrack deserves special mention, as it perfectly complements the emotional depth of the narrative.”
“Rockin' music, smooth gameplay, and eye-popping visuals, and plenty of Alex Jones!”
“After 10 minutes, the soundtrack and lobby music want to make you rip your ears out.”
“I found the lack of weapon variety and the soundtrack to both be meh.”
“There is little to no music; for the very prestige price tag of $17.76, there are so many better games you can get.”
- story43 mentions
- 26 % positive mentions
- 67 % neutral mentions
- 7 % negative mentions
The game's story is a mix of parody and serious themes, exploring political and social issues through a short but engaging narrative that keeps players invested. While some players appreciate the rich character development and emotional rollercoaster, many express a desire for more missions and deeper storytelling to enhance the experience. Overall, the narrative is seen as entertaining and thought-provoking, though its brevity leaves players wanting more.
“The storyline is a rollercoaster of emotions, weaving together a rich narrative that keeps players engaged from start to finish.”
“The plot twists and character development are expertly crafted, ensuring that every decision made on the battlefield has real consequences for the fate of the world.”
“The characters are not mere avatars but vessels for powerful ideas and perspectives, each contributing to the overall richness of the storytelling.”
“I get nobody cares about the story in an action game, but the stage has to be set at least a little bit so that you're not completely lost on the events going on or what the characters' motivations are; it just feels like I'm there, and now I have to shoot a gay frog because the gay frog is funny.”
“The game is mercifully short, a lazy bullet hell game filled with every conspiracy story under the sun to fight.”
“The plot is mostly a parody, but it takes itself so seriously at times that I couldn't tell whether it's a parody or not.”
- graphics31 mentions
- 48 % positive mentions
- 42 % neutral mentions
- 10 % negative mentions
The graphics of the game have received a largely positive reception, with many players praising its retro pixel art style reminiscent of classic titles like Metal Slug and Contra. The visuals are described as immersive and eye-catching, contributing to the overall nostalgic experience, although some critiques mention occasional performance issues and a lack of polish. Overall, the graphics are considered a strong point, enhancing the gameplay and complementing the engaging soundtrack.
“Great soundtrack, incredible storytelling, stylish pixel aesthetic.”
“From the very beginning, the game captivates you with its immersive narrative and stunning visuals.”
“Rockin' music, smooth gameplay and eye-popping visuals, and plenty of Alex Jones!”
“In my opinion, this is an absolute cash-grab - the trashiest flash games on Newgrounds for free ran better on my Pentium 3 than this unoptimized mess does on my current setup that can run 2022's AAA bloatware at max FPS with high graphics settings.”
“The visuals are great too but the game really lacks in both content and gameplay polish.”
“The basics are all well done, such as controls, graphics, and sound, but it's just very basic.”
- replayability21 mentions
- 19 % positive mentions
- 67 % neutral mentions
- 14 % negative mentions
Overall, the game's replayability is a mixed bag, with many players noting its short length and lack of content as significant drawbacks, leading to minimal replay value. While some appreciate the potential for speedrunning and hope for future updates to enhance replayability, the consensus leans towards the game being too brief and lacking features like difficulty modifiers or additional levels that could encourage repeated play.
“It has fun replay value.”
“The speed running aspect makes this game really fun, and makes it very replayable.”
“High replayability and I'm sure they will be adding new levels over time.”
“Repetitive voice lines, short levels, unusually slow movement speed for the genre (maybe to squeeze out more gameplay?), control scheme seems meant for controllers and not for mouse and keyboard with no alternative control schemes offered, not enough background music, 5 levels in total, low weapon variety, very little replay value.”
“But let's be real, it's 5 short levels adding up to only 30 minutes of playtime with no replay value, no achievements, and very repetitive audio clips.”
“The real problem with this title outside of the obvious is that it is extremely short; I beat the whole game in less than an hour and it does not have any replayability.”
- monetization8 mentions
- 25 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 75 % negative mentions
The monetization aspect of the game is widely criticized, with many users labeling it as a "lazy cash grab" that feels more like a glorified demo than a fully developed product. While there are no microtransactions, the overall sentiment suggests that the game lacks depth and originality, leading to a perception of it being a soulless attempt to profit without delivering a satisfying experience.
“No microtransactions.”
“No microtransactions.”
“However, the game feels a lot like a lazy cash grab.”
“Not even fun; it gets so repetitive and obviously a sad cash grab.”
“This game is basically a glorified demo, and although it is funny, it ends up feeling like a bit of a cash grab.”
- stability8 mentions
- 50 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 50 % negative mentions
Overall, the game's stability is generally positive, with users reporting a bug-free experience and smooth performance, particularly on the Steam Deck. While some mention minor bugs, the consensus is that the game runs well without major glitches, allowing players to enjoy the gameplay without interruptions.
“It runs great on deck with no hiccups.”
“While it is short, it was a bug-free experience that is enjoyable and made me laugh a lot.”
“Runs great on my Steam Deck!”
“Also, despite being extremely short and simple, the game is buggy.”
“5 levels, 3 weapons, 1 run, no bugs or anything else for that matter.”
“No major glitches.”
- emotional8 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The game is praised for its emotional depth, with players highlighting a touching narrative that evokes strong feelings, including tears at the conclusion. The soundtrack is noted for enhancing the emotional experience, contributing to a wholesome and impactful story that resonates with players.
“His sprite faced the screen, zoomed in, and he reached his muscular arms out of the screen and pulled me closer, our noses almost touching.”
“The soundtrack deserves special mention, as it perfectly complements the emotional depth of the narrative.”
“I cried at the end.”
- atmosphere3 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The atmosphere of "Alex Jones: NWO Wars" is characterized by a fun and immersive experience, enhanced by a compelling musical score and exceptional guest vocals from Ryan Katsu Rivera. The inclusion of villains inspired by contemporary figures adds a unique layer to the game's overall ambiance, solidifying its artistic merit.
“The music enhances the atmosphere, adding another layer to the immersive experience and further solidifying 'Alex Jones: NWO Wars' as a true work of art.”
“Ryan Katsu Rivera offers exceptional guest vocals to flesh out the atmosphere further and create an immersive experience for all players.”
- character development2 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
Character development is highlighted as a strong point, with expertly crafted plot twists that make player decisions impactful. Reviewers praise the storytelling, particularly noting Alex's ability to create deep and engaging character arcs.
“The plot twists and character development are expertly crafted, ensuring that every decision made on the battlefield has real consequences for the fate of the world.”
“Alex delivers exceptional storytelling and strong character development.”
- optimization2 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 50 % neutral mentions
- 50 % negative mentions
The game is criticized for its poor optimization, with users noting that it runs significantly worse than even basic flash games from the past, despite being played on modern hardware capable of handling high-end titles.
“In my opinion, this is an absolute cash grab - the trashiest flash games on Newgrounds for free ran better on my Pentium 3 than this unoptimized mess does on my current setup that can run 2022's AAA bloatware at max FPS with high graphics settings.”
- grinding1 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- -200 % neutral mentions
- 300 % negative mentions
Players express that the grinding in the game is excessively time-consuming, suggesting that it requires an unrealistic amount of effort, akin to needing a second life to complete it.
“You'll need a second life for grinding.”
“The grinding feels endless and tedious.”
“Grinding takes away from the enjoyment of the game.”