Ahoy!
- March 8, 2023
- Carter
Welcome to Ahoy! My name is Cap'n, and this is my Captain's Log - Something which I like to sit upon on sunny days, to reflect on all that happens aboard my funny little ship as we sail the Seven Seas. Cap'n's Log 001 - Yes, the hat is still missing. It is highly embarrassing for me and I fear the worst - Mutiny. How can my crew revere me whilst I am so underdressed? When my beautiful bonce is nud…