WHATEVER

About

"Whatever" is a comedic cargo ship drifting game, where you navigate a massive 200,000-tonne ship through treacherous canals. Your mission is to deliver cargo and avoid challenges such as violent winds, whirlpools, and even kaiju. With the risk of seasickness and unexpected obstacles, you'll find yourself repeating "whatever" in frustration and amazement at the challenges captains face.

Genres & Tags

Play Modes

Single-Player Play through the game's story or campaign solo

85%

Audience ScoreBased on 26 reviews

graphics4 positive mentions

grinding2 negative mentions

The game is very fun and entertaining, with charming visuals and humorous sound effects.
It offers a challenging experience that encourages players to analyze their gameplay and improve their skills.
The unique mechanics of the game, such as the anti-racing concept and the satisfaction of mastering boat controls, provide a refreshing twist on traditional racing games.

The physics and ship controls are frustrating, lacking a realistic feel of water resistance and making maneuvering difficult.
The fixed-angle bird-eye-view camera can confuse players, making it hard to judge turns and navigate effectively.
The game can be overly challenging, with time-limited levels that leave little room for error, leading to frustration rather than fun.

graphics
10 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The graphics are described as charming and bright, reminiscent of a "Crossy Road" style, which enhances the fun and replayability of the game. Even players with lower-end integrated graphics find the visuals enjoyable, contributing to an overall positive experience that keeps the gameplay engaging.
- “With charming visuals and humor, and very fun gameplay.”
- “The visuals (crossy road-style bright and cheery) never make repeating a course feel like a chore, and with the possibility of several boat upgrades, the whole experience has a depth and replayability well beyond what could have been a quick one-joke game.”
- “Really fun and hard to get mad at for too long since the graphics and music/sounds are pretty fun.”
- “Unlike gaming PCs that come with top-notch dedicated graphic cards, mine only relies on Intel integrated graphics.”
humor
6 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The humor in the game is intended to be lighthearted and meme-inspired, but many players find the difficulty level frustrating, detracting from the fun and leading to more cursing than laughter. While it aims to be amusing, its challenging nature makes it less suitable for a family-friendly experience.
- “This game is supposed to be a funny meme.”
- “Funny, not easy, suitable for all in your family; nice games.”
- “The humor is great, making it enjoyable for everyone.”
music
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The music and sound design in the game are consistently praised for being enjoyable and contributing to the overall fun experience, making it difficult for players to stay frustrated for long.
- “The music and sounds are really fun and add to the overall enjoyment of the game.”
- “The graphics and music create an engaging atmosphere that keeps you entertained.”
grinding
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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Players find the grinding in the final section of the last level somewhat tedious, but note that it is a one-time requirement with a rewarding payoff.
gameplay
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The gameplay is characterized by its fun mechanics, complemented by charming visuals and humor, creating an engaging and enjoyable experience for players.
- “With charming visuals and humor, and very fun gameplay.”
replayability
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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Players find the game highly replayable due to its engaging visuals and the variety of boat upgrades available, which add depth to the experience and prevent it from feeling monotonous. The cheerful aesthetic enhances the enjoyment of revisiting courses, making each playthrough feel fresh and rewarding.
- “The visuals (Crossy Road-style bright and cheery) never make repeating a course feel like a chore, and with the possibility of several boat upgrades, the whole experience has a depth and replayability well beyond what could have been a quick one-joke game.”