Vampire Therapist

83%
Game Brain Score Based on 485 reviews
  • humor
  • story
  • gameplay
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Even the undead have problems... help them work through their issues and you might even work through some of your own.
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In "Vampire Therapist" , play as Sam, a reformed vampire gunslinger turned therapist, helping other bloodsuckers find inner peace in a narrative adventure simulator. With a star-studded cast, the game blends humor and real therapy concepts, exploring the challenges of immortality and self-acceptance. It's a unique mix of What We Do in the Shadows, My Dinner with André, and therapy education. Help your fellow vampires learn to love themselves in a world that often feels alien and hostile.

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83%
Audience ScoreBased on 485 reviews
humor110 positive mentions
stability6 negative mentions
  • The game features charming and engaging characters, with well-written dialogue and excellent voice acting that brings them to life.
  • It effectively combines humor with deep psychological themes, allowing players to learn about cognitive distortions while enjoying a unique narrative experience.
  • The art style is beautiful and the game provides a cozy atmosphere, making it a delightful experience for fans of visual novels and psychology.
  • Some players found the gameplay repetitive and felt that the mini-games, such as the neck-biting and meditation mechanics, were unnecessary and detracted from the overall experience.
  • There are concerns about the portrayal of consent and boundaries in certain interactions, which made some players uncomfortable.
  • The game lacks significant choices that impact the narrative, leading some to feel that it functions more as an educational tool than a traditional game.
  • humor110 mentions

    The humor in the game is widely praised for its clever writing, endearing characters, and the ability to balance lightheartedness with serious themes, particularly around mental health and therapy. Many players found themselves laughing out loud at the witty dialogue and relatable situations, while also appreciating the thoughtful social commentary woven throughout. However, some critiques noted that certain repetitive jokes and heavy-handed societal critiques detracted from the overall comedic experience.

    • “Cyrus, you have made a wonderful game where you learn how to identify the distortions and fight them, whilst maintaining a sense of humor and genre-savvy jokes.”
    • “The game's treatment of the experience of therapy is funny and at times scarily relatable, while still respectful and well-researched.”
    • “This game is absolutely fantastic, the characters are endearing and complex, the overall writing is top-notch with many moments that made me laugh out loud or shocked me completely, and all the voice acting was phenomenal.”
  • story105 mentions

    The story of the game is a blend of humor and depth, focusing on the unique experiences of vampire characters undergoing therapy, which resonates with players who appreciate character-driven narratives. While some reviewers found the political undertones and ideological rants detracted from immersion, many praised the engaging dialogue, superb voice acting, and the thoughtful exploration of psychological themes. Overall, the narrative is described as compelling and well-crafted, though some players wished for more impactful choices within the story.

    • “Like everyone else, came for the silly concept, stayed for the depth, story, and compassion.”
    • “The story, dialogue, and characters were really well-written and moving.”
    • “Beautiful design, funny and witty dialogues, and innovative gameplay with an engaging story.”
    • “I sat on my review for a little before marking it, but despite amazing art and voice acting, the fact that you mostly just click your way through a story and do not make a single decision that has an impact on the narrative really made the game a miss for me.”
    • “Doing my best to not use spoilers, because I do recommend this game, I will limit myself to saying that the game has at least two storylines which show a heavy emphasis on the patient's emotional wellbeing with near total disregard to how dangerous they are to the people around them, and in one case a patient is celebrated for becoming more predatory in self-acceptance.”
    • “It becomes a long-winded diatribe against a certain portion of society, and that takes away from the story of 'vampire therapy' to the point my immersion and humor was ruined!”
  • gameplay62 mentions

    The gameplay is primarily a visual novel experience that combines engaging storytelling with elements of cognitive behavioral therapy, offering a forgiving and relaxing environment where players can explore complex character interactions without the pressure of failure. While some players noted moments of repetitiveness and minor gameplay quirks, the overall mechanics are simple and enhance the narrative, making it a cozy and introspective experience. The beautiful design, excellent voice acting, and innovative mechanics contribute to a rewarding gameplay experience, though it may not satisfy those seeking depth and variety.

    • “Initially, I was a little concerned about the game falling into the danger of becoming repetitive because of the gameplay, but I was proven wrong! So many hours into the game and my enjoyment just keeps on staying high.”
    • “Add on top gorgeous backgrounds, well-drawn characters, a bopping soundtrack, excellent voice acting, and a great variety of in-game mechanics focused on feeding and meditation to drive the story forward. You can't go wrong with this game if you're looking for a cozy, interactive, and well-made game to help flex your empathetic muscles and learn a few tips and therapeutic tricks.”
    • “The gameplay is very forgiving, which might not be for everyone, but given my anxiety around decision-making, it was nice not having to worry about a bad result and scaring off my clients.”
    • “My minor nitpick is that in the very first hour of gameplay, two characters hit on you and you deny them four times in a row before being forced by the game to go along with their advances into a mini-game. It felt like a weird choice given how the rest of the game works.”
    • “Not what you'd expect from a visual novel level graphics and like zero action gameplay.”
    • “This is not an experience for players who want gameplay depth and variety.”
  • emotional56 mentions

    The emotional aspect of the game is highly praised, with players noting its ability to blend humor and heartfelt storytelling effectively. Many reviewers highlight the game's exploration of complex emotional themes, such as self-acceptance and psychological struggles, which resonate deeply and provoke introspection. Overall, the game is described as both entertaining and educational, offering a unique emotional journey that leaves a lasting impact on players.

    • “I laughed, I cried, I questioned my own sexuality, and I came to a greater understanding of my own psyche.”
    • “It's really an emotional journey.”
    • “It perfectly balances humor and emotional depth, and you end up caring about everyone’s growth.”
  • graphics38 mentions

    The graphics of the game are widely praised for their beautiful and stylish art style, featuring well-crafted character designs that enhance the narrative experience. Players appreciate the attention to detail in the visuals and voice acting, which contribute to a compelling storytelling atmosphere. Overall, the artwork is described as unique, vibrant, and consistent, making it a standout feature of the game.

    • “Very consistent, appealing and stylish artwork.”
    • “The artwork, the voice acting, the creativity is just fantastic.”
    • “Not what you'd expect from a visual novel level graphics and like zero action gameplay...”
    • “The artwork is so well crafted that I would have loved to see some special arts of the main characters.”
    • “The art style is endearing, and the character designs are unique and vibrant, to match the characters' eccentric natures.”
  • music20 mentions

    The music in the game is widely praised for its quality, complementing the beautiful art and engaging voice acting. Reviewers highlight the soundtrack as "bopping" and fitting for the cozy atmosphere, enhancing the overall experience. Despite some minor technical issues with volume control on the Steam Deck, the music contributes significantly to the game's charm and therapeutic themes.

    • “The art, the sound, the music, everything is amazing.”
    • “Very well written, with great voice acting, music, and art.”
    • “The music and sound were very well done, and while I hate the term 'cozy' in relation to a game, the setting for this was.”
    • “There are some issues with Steam Deck compatibility; in particular, the music volume doesn't stay where you've set it, and when going into Andromacho's quizzes, the controller won't recognize the menus properly. However, I've noticed several fixes already being implemented and am sure those issues will clear up shortly.”
    • “The music and sound were very well done, but I hate the term 'cozy' in relation to a game, even though the setting for this was.”
  • character development13 mentions

    The game features outstanding character development, highlighted by unique and vibrant designs that reflect the eccentricities of each character. Players appreciate the captivating stories and engaging voice acting, which enhance the overall experience and allow for a deeper connection with the characters. The art style and attention to detail in character portrayal contribute significantly to the game's immersive atmosphere.

    • “This game has immaculate vibes, captivating character designs, and engrossing stories.”
    • “The art style is endearing, and the character designs are unique and vibrant, to match the characters' eccentric natures.”
    • “[outstanding character designs, engaging voice acting, great use of real therapy techniques]”
  • optimization10 mentions

    The game currently suffers from significant optimization issues, with users expressing a strong desire for bug fixes and performance improvements. Despite these shortcomings, the vocal performances and writing have received praise, indicating that the game's strengths lie in its narrative and character delivery rather than technical execution.

    • “Great wee game with some excellent vocal performances (Edmund is a delight!) and genuinely good, fun writing.”
    • “I really hope there will be more bug/performance fixes soon and maybe adding a couple more tutorials, especially on the meditation mini game.”
    • “It's not optimized at all.”
    • “I really hope there will be more bug and performance fixes soon, and maybe adding a couple more tutorials, especially on the meditation mini game.”
  • stability6 mentions

    The game's stability has been criticized for frequent crashes and freezing, particularly after the initial sequence. Users report a range of bugs, including choppy transitions and issues with saving and loading data, which can detract from the overall experience, although some players still find enjoyment despite these technical problems.

    • “I can't even play the game because after the beginning sequence with Andy, the game crashes and the screen freezes on Andy and Sam sitting down.”
    • “At this moment in time, the game is slow and a bit buggy even on the latest version.”
    • “From a technical standpoint, the game is a little bit buggy, although not in a way that stopped me from enjoying the experience: the curtain transitions are very choppy, and I noticed that sometimes when I saved while on the screen in which you choose cognitive distortions for your next session, loading back into that save would result in a placeholder menu with no patient data loaded in, plus some other minor things like loading when an image was being displayed might show the wrong image.”
  • atmosphere4 mentions

    The atmosphere of the game is consistently praised for its stunning design and vibrant energy, contributing to an immersive experience that enhances player engagement. Reviewers highlight the impressive character design as a key element that complements the overall atmosphere.

    • “The entire design of the characters and the atmosphere were just stunning, and I felt quite proud to have helped the clients the way that I did.”
    • “The characters are great, the atmosphere is great, and the energy is too.”
  • replayability3 mentions

    Overall, the game has limited replayability, as many players find the neck biting mechanic to be an unnecessary obstacle that detracts from the experience. It primarily appeals to perfectionists and achievement hunters, but casual players may not find enough incentive to replay.

    • “The neck biting felt like an unnecessary and somewhat pointless hurdle between sessions to me, and unless you are a perfectionist and/or achievement hunter, I don't think this game offers much replayability.”
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