Urb*n Fucking Ch*mpion

Why become the urb*n ch*mpion when you can be the urb*n fucking ch*mpion? Based on a conversation at the end of Podquisition 261 and the namesake of Podquisition 262, Urb*n Fucking Ch*mpion is an arcade-style action game wherein your champion defends his title by out-fucking all challengers on the street in front of The Best Pizza Parlor In New Yoik (there's a dash of Boston's Favorite Son in ther…