Toilet Quest: In Which a Goblin Has an Adventure on the Way to the Bathroom

Interactive Fiction - You're a Goblin named V'Lhargh D'Hargh (pronounced like an old man clearing his throat) and the Evil King in the West has found a weapon that can destroy the Land of Mournia. You're part of the Goblin Horde marching to stop him. It's a classic "Good Guys with magic vs. Bad Guys with magic" situation. You're not entirely sure which side you're on. Look, these scenarios are m…