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Gauge your empathy with our patented verbal-command triggered empathy test. Remember: there are only two possible answers. THERE ARE NO OTHER SOLUTIONS. Presented by Empathetic Induction Initiative solutions, a division of Team Equipe Etoile Reborn. The following document outlines the contractual obligations of Test Subject Designation 27431 (henceforth referred to as “Subject”) and the Empathetic…