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"This Is Not A Battle Simulator" is a quirky and bug-filled game that promises to be the worst battle simulator around. It features a variety of weird units and unpredictable glitches that add to the chaotic and humorous gameplay experience. Despite its flaws, or perhaps because of them, this game offers a unique and entertaining break from traditional simulation games.

  • iPad
  • iPhone
  • Phone
  • Android
  • Mobile Platform
  • Tablet

Reviews

92%
Audience ScoreBased on 738 reviews
humor10 positive mentions
music3 negative mentions
  • The game is fun, cute, and suitable for children, with a unique and wacky fighting style.
  • Players enjoy the humor and silliness of the characters, making it an entertaining experience.
  • Many users appreciate the game's potential and express a desire for more features, such as a unit creator and additional units.
  • The controls can be frustrating, with requests for improvements to make character movement more intuitive.
  • Some players find the game becomes boring over time and express a desire for more content and variety.
  • There are reports of bugs and crashes, which detract from the overall experience.
  • humor10 mentions

    The humor in the game is generally well-received, with players finding the units and overall gameplay to be funny and cute. However, some users noted that the humor can become repetitive over time, and there are complaints about controls that detract from the experience. Overall, the game is appreciated for its silliness and comedic elements.

    • “Good and funny game; the only problem is the controls for the camera, but aside from that, it is a good game.”
    • “It's cute and funny at the same time; they wobble so funny.”
    • “Funny and silly yet fun.”
  • music7 mentions

    Users generally express dissatisfaction with the music in the game, noting a lack of variety and suggesting the addition of more tracks or the ability to customize music options. Some users have created their own songs inspired by the game's music, indicating a desire for more engaging audio content.

    • “Made a song with the music called 'Not Your Base'.”
    • “Made a song with the music called 'Not Your Base'.”
    • “The game is great, but it really lacks sound effects and music.”
    • “The music is lacking; can we have more options to change the music?”
    • “The music is insufficient; it would be better if we could replace it with different tracks.”
  • monetization3 mentions

    The monetization strategy of the game is heavily reliant on ads, with some users expressing frustration over the frequency of advertisements, while others appreciate the option to play ad-free by downloading the game. Overall, the presence of ads is a significant aspect of the user experience, impacting gameplay for those who prefer offline play.

    • “Amazing game, no ads, download for free.”
    • “Good game, but you need to watch ads for people to see this.”
    • “Can I play this offline? There are way too many ads!”
  • stability2 mentions

    The game has been criticized for its lack of stability, with users reporting numerous bugs that significantly impact gameplay. Overall, the consensus indicates that the game is quite buggy and requires further refinement.

    • “The game is incredibly buggy, with a lot of issues.”
    • “It's very buggy overall.”
  • graphics1 mentions

    Users appreciate the game's humor and overall enjoyment but express a desire for improved graphics and more detailed visuals. They also mention that the controls could use some refinement.

    • “The graphics are outdated and lack detail, making the game feel less immersive.”
    • “The visual quality is disappointing; it feels like a step back compared to other games in the genre.”
    • “The character models and environments look bland and uninspired, which detracts from the overall experience.”
  • gameplay1 mentions

    Users express gratitude for the gameplay, indicating a positive reception and enjoyment of the experience.

    • “Thanks for making this gameplay, and thank you so much! (•‿•)”
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