The Next Millenium

WELCOME TO OUR 1,000th ANNUAL OGENJJAK! As you know, ever since we first touched grass here on Earth, we have prided ourselves in a good competition! Our challenger today has faced great odds, surviving even our most intense forms of torture, and yes, even Bingus Squimbelling. Our challenger today will attempt to slay two of our most gruesome wildlife, each with their own difficult quirks that ou…