The misadventures of Jeffrey Jetsam. Shouldn't that be flotsam? No, trust me on this one.

Jeffrey is the kind of person who tends to get on people's nerves. This is why, when he's finally taken that vacation across the Atlantic to go on a cruise in the Caribbean, Jeffrey's inability to know when to shut up meant that the annoyed fellow passengers had no qualms tossing him overboard. He's lucky there was no opportunity for such shenanigans during the plane ride. Now, Jeffrey is stuck o…