The Heroic History of Harold Humphries

Harold - The Hero - Humphries, at your service! You must've heard of me by now. You know, the guy with endless amounts of gold, women, and other treasures. I could even slay a dragon if I wanted. I AM UNSTOPPABLE! Herbert, my man servant, on the other hand is not all that. Just look at those ragged clothes and that dumb expression... I wonder why I keep him around? Hey... I'm Herbert I see you've …