The Culling of the Cows

About

"The Culling of the Cows" is a side-scrolling shooter/tower defense game where you play as a farmer, Sammy, on a mission to eradicate a disease spreading on his farm. Armored with a 12-gauge and divine approval, Sammy is determined to exterminate the infected city critters infiltrating his countryside. With 40 levels, various achievements, and adjustable difficulty, this action-packed, strategic game offers engaging gameplay that appeals to both casual and experienced players.

Genres & Tags

Play Modes

Single-Player Play through the game's story or campaign solo

64%

Audience ScoreBased on 175 reviews

humor12 positive mentions

gameplay3 negative mentions

The game offers a simple, humorous, and entertaining base defense experience, allowing players to defend their farm from various zombie threats.
Many players found the game to be a fun distraction, especially when played casually, and appreciated the satisfaction of defeating hordes of enemies.
The game has a unique and absurd premise, combining elements of humor and action, which some players found enjoyable and memorable.

The game suffers from poor controls and hit detection, making gameplay frustrating and often leading to repeated deaths without clear reasons.
Many players criticized the game for being overly short and repetitive, with a lack of variety in levels and upgrades, leading to a dull experience.
The game is considered overpriced by many, with several reviews suggesting it should only be purchased during significant sales due to its low quality.

gameplay
16 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
13%
69%
19%
Gameplay reviews highlight significant issues with mechanics, including wonky controls and a non-intuitive interface that lead to frustration. Many players find the gameplay repetitive and stale by the third level, with some noting that shooting mechanics can be unreliable. While the graphics and sound are praised, the overall experience is often deemed unsatisfactory, suggesting that the game may be better suited for those interested in collectible cards rather than engaging gameplay.
- “Good graphics, good sound, good music, pretty simple but good gameplay - this is totally good.”
- “If for some reason the video they put up on the Steam page isn't enough, try some real-time gameplay I recorded.”
- “Mechanics are very wonky, and at times don't work well.”
- “Sloppy controls and a non-intuitive interface result in mostly frustrating gameplay.”
- “The gameplay itself is repetitive, with level after level of cow culling as one would expect from the title.”
story
14 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
14%
64%
21%
The story is described as an epic and chaotic narrative featuring elements like UFOs, zombies, and rednecks, which adds a unique flavor to the gameplay. Additionally, the overarching moral emphasizes resilience and the unpredictability of life, suggesting that perseverance can lead to unexpected outcomes. However, some players found the gameplay mechanics challenging, particularly in relation to mission requirements and shooting accuracy.
- “Epic story.”
- “It has a crazy plot that includes UFOs, zombies, rednecks, and of course, cows.”
- “It's a crazy plot that includes UFOs, zombies, rednecks, and of course, cows.”
- “Moral of the story: you never know what life has in store for you, and if I had given up when all odds were against me, I wouldn't be where I am today.”
- “~ story ~”
music
12 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
17%
58%
25%
The music in the game receives mixed reviews, with some players finding it relaxing and enjoyable, while others criticize it as repetitive and generic. Many note that the looping tracks can become annoying over time, detracting from the overall experience. Overall, the music is seen as a simple yet polarizing aspect of the game.
- “I relaxed for 5 minutes listening to this music, long enough to realize that I would be okay.”
- “Good graphics, good sound, good music, pretty simple but good gameplay - this is totally good.”
- “The music lasts 20 seconds and loops infinitely, burning your brains out.”
- “It's as simple as that; no indication of what you might hit, option to pay for upgrades, not fun, horrible music, annoying & repetitive sound, ...... the list goes on.”
- “Graphics are meh, sound is bad (voices must have been recorded on a laptop or similar), and music is really generic.”
humor
12 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
The humor in the game is described as simple yet entertaining, with a blend of hilarious and nonsensical elements that contribute to its addictive nature. While some comparisons are made to less amusing experiences, many players find the game's comedic atmosphere and sound design to be a highlight, making it a standout indie title. Overall, it delivers a fun and humorous experience, though some suggest waiting for sales due to its price.
- “You can't get more indie than Grezzo 2, and it's hilarious.”
- “It is what it is, a very simple addictive and totally hilarious side shooter; yes, there are free flash games similar to this, and yes, it's a bit pricey, but maybe wait until the sales start.”
- “The atmosphere, humor, sound, and feel of the action all come together to form a pretty hilarious and addictive package of nonsensical carnage.”
graphics
10 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
20%
50%
30%
The graphics in the game receive mixed reviews, with some players appreciating the good visuals and overall aesthetic, while others find them mediocre, rating them around 6.5/10. Many users note that the graphics are not a primary focus, as the gameplay is fast-paced and leaves little time to fully appreciate the visuals. Sound quality also receives criticism, particularly regarding voice recordings.
- “Good graphics, good sound, good music, pretty simple but good gameplay - this is totally good.”
- “Graphics are meh, sound is bad (voices must have been recorded on a laptop or similar), and music is really generic.”
- “Graphics don't matter in this game, no time to enjoy actually.”
- “Graphic: 6.5/10”
replayability
4 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
75%
25%
Users consistently highlight the game's "infinitely replayable" nature, indicating that it offers a compelling experience that encourages multiple playthroughs. This aspect significantly enhances its long-term appeal and engagement.
- “Infinitely replayable.”
- “Infinitely replayable.”
- “The game offers endless opportunities for replayability.”
grinding
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
Players find the grinding aspect of the game initially frustrating due to its quick pace and difficulty, but it becomes tedious rather than challenging once ammo upgrades are obtained, leading to a less engaging experience overall.
- “It's a very quick, maybe 2-hour experience that will frustrate you at first until you get the ammo upgrades, and then it just becomes a little tedious.”
optimization
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
50%
50%
The game suffers from notable performance issues, which is surprising given the genre's typical optimization standards. Users express disappointment, as such problems are generally not expected in this type of game.
- “These types of games should not have performance issues, but this one does.”
atmosphere
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
50%
50%
The atmosphere of the game is characterized by a blend of humor, engaging sound design, and chaotic action, creating a hilarious and addictive experience that captivates players.
- “The atmosphere, humor, sound, and feel of the action all come together to form a pretty hilarious and addictive package of nonsensical carnage.”