The Culling of the Cows
- May 8, 2014
- DL Softworks
Get on Steam"The Culling of the Cows" is a side-scrolling shooter/tower defense game where you play as a farmer, Sammy, on a mission to eradicate a disease spreading on his farm. Armored with a 12-gauge and divine approval, Sammy is determined to exterminate the infected city critters infiltrating his countryside. With 40 levels, various achievements, and adjustable difficulty, this action-packed, strategic game offers engaging gameplay that appeals to both casual and experienced players.
PC
Windows
Reviews
- Highly addictive gameplay that provides a fun distraction.
- Unique and humorous concept involving shooting zombie cows and a redneck farmer.
- Simple mechanics make it accessible for casual gamers, with a satisfying sense of accomplishment.
- Poor controls and hit detection lead to frustrating gameplay experiences.
- Repetitive levels with minimal variation and a lack of content make it feel stale quickly.
- Overpriced for the quality and length of the game, with many recommending waiting for a significant sale.
- gameplay8 mentions
- 25 % positive mentions
- 38 % neutral mentions
- 38 % negative mentions
Gameplay reviews highlight significant issues with mechanics, including wonky controls and a non-intuitive interface that lead to frustration. Many players find the gameplay repetitive and stale, particularly after the initial levels, with some noting that the shooting mechanics can be unreliable. While there are positive aspects like graphics and sound, the overall consensus suggests that the gameplay experience is lacking and not worth the investment.
“Good graphics, good sound, good music, pretty simple but good gameplay - this is totally good.”
“If for some reason the video they put up on the Steam page isn't enough, try some real-time gameplay I recorded.”
“The mechanics are very wonky, and at times don't work well.”
“Sloppy controls and a non-intuitive interface result in mostly frustrating gameplay.”
“The gameplay itself is repetitive, with level after level of cow culling as one would expect from the title.”
- story7 mentions
- 29 % positive mentions
- 43 % neutral mentions
- 29 % negative mentions
The story is described as an epic and chaotic narrative featuring a mix of ufos, zombies, rednecks, and cows, emphasizing the unpredictability of life and perseverance. However, some players found the gameplay mechanics frustrating, particularly with issues related to shooting accuracy and mission requirements. Overall, while the plot is engaging, the execution in gameplay detracts from the experience.
“It has a crazy plot that includes UFOs, zombies, rednecks, and of course, cows.”
“Epic story.”
“It's a crazy plot that includes UFOs, zombies, rednecks, and of course, cows.”
“Moral of the story: you never know what life has in store for you, and if I had given up when all odds were against me, I wouldn't be where I am today.”
- music6 mentions
- 33 % positive mentions
- 17 % neutral mentions
- 50 % negative mentions
The music in the game receives mixed reviews, with some players finding it relaxing and enjoyable, while others criticize it as repetitive and generic. While a few appreciate the sound quality, many feel it detracts from the overall experience, describing it as annoying and lacking variety.
“I relaxed for 5 minutes listening to this music, long enough to realize that I would be okay.”
“Good graphics, good sound, good music, pretty simple but good gameplay - this is totally good.”
“The music lasts 20 seconds and loops infinitely, burning your brains out.”
“It's as simple as that; no indication of what you might hit, option to pay for upgrades, not fun, horrible music, annoying & repetitive sound, ...... the list goes on.”
“Graphics are meh, sound is bad (voices must have been recorded on a laptop or similar), and music is really generic.”
- humor6 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The humor in the game is described as simple yet entertaining, with a mix of hilarious elements that contribute to its addictive gameplay. While some users find it reminiscent of low-quality humor from chain emails, others appreciate its indie charm and comedic atmosphere, making it a fun experience overall.
“Simple, humorous, and most importantly entertaining base defense game.”
“You can't get more indie than Grezzo 2, and it's hilarious.”
“The atmosphere, humor, sound, and feel of the action all come together to form a pretty hilarious and addictive package of nonsensical carnage.”
- graphics5 mentions
- 20 % positive mentions
- 20 % neutral mentions
- 60 % negative mentions
The graphics in the game receive mixed reviews, with some players appreciating the good visuals and overall quality, while others find them mediocre and unremarkable. The sound quality, however, is criticized, with specific complaints about voice recordings and generic music. Overall, the graphics are deemed adequate but not a standout feature of the game.
“Good graphics, good sound, good music, pretty simple but good gameplay - this is totally good.”
“Graphics are meh, sound is bad (voices must have been recorded on a laptop or similar), and music is really generic.”
“Graphics don't matter in this game, no time to enjoy actually.”
“Graphic: 6.5/10”
- replayability2 mentions
- 150 % positive mentions
- -200 % neutral mentions
- 150 % negative mentions
Users highlight that the game offers infinite replayability, suggesting that players can enjoy it repeatedly without losing interest.
“Infinitely replayable.”
“The game offers countless choices that make each playthrough feel unique.”
“With multiple endings and varied character paths, I find myself coming back for more.”
“The game lacks meaningful choices, making replaying it feel like a chore rather than an adventure.”
“Once you've completed the main storyline, there's little incentive to go back and experience it again.”
“The limited variety in gameplay mechanics means that replaying the game feels repetitive and uninspired.”
- grinding1 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- -200 % neutral mentions
- 300 % negative mentions
Players find the grinding aspect to be initially frustrating but manageable after obtaining ammo upgrades, leading to a somewhat tedious experience that lasts around two hours.
“It's a very quick, maybe 2-hour experience that will frustrate you at first until you get the ammo upgrades, and then it just becomes a little tedious.”
“The grinding feels endless and repetitive, making it hard to stay engaged with the game.”
“After a while, the grind becomes more of a chore than an enjoyable part of the game.”
- optimization1 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- -200 % neutral mentions
- 300 % negative mentions
Reviewers note that the game suffers from performance issues, which is unexpected for this genre, leading to disappointment among players.
“These types of games should not have performance issues, but this one does.”
“The optimization is severely lacking, leading to frustrating gameplay experiences.”
“I expected better performance from a game of this caliber, but the optimization is disappointing.”
- atmosphere1 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The atmosphere is characterized by a blend of humor and engaging sound design, creating a hilarious and addictive experience filled with nonsensical action.
“The atmosphere, humor, sound, and feel of the action all come together to form a pretty hilarious and addictive package of nonsensical carnage.”
