The Birthday Present, Past, and Future

Why make or buy a birthday card for someone, when you could give them a meditative single-player RPG experience, and induce them to have an existential crisis about the passage of time?  This birthday card-RPG zine can be fully customized in artwork and flavor text/narrative setup as a present to yourself or to someone else. You'll also need to know the exact age that this person is gaining on the…