That Romantic Adventures in Time Travel Brochure Didn't Say ANYthing About Being Ravished by a Caveman!

IF YOU HAD HELEN OF TROY IN YOUR BED... ... what would you do with her tonight? Have you ever thought about how sexy time travel is? You might find yourself kissing Madame de Pompadour or frolicking with Helen of Troy. Or, you might find yourself suddenly the helpless pleasure-captive of some ancient warrior or primeval cave-hunter whose hands are as rough on your body as his kisses on your mouth.…