Summer Intern Containment Breach

Eldritch horrors are breaching containment at a shadow government facility ..And everyone is off on holiday!!! The only thing standing between all these unspeakable horrors and the world is the janitor, an HR intern and the weird guy who swears he has psychic powers and is somehow always around. Sadly, the grown ups took the keys to the weapons lockers and artifact storage with them. But you…