Static Elecsheepity

There once lived a runt sheep. He could not run very fast, and he had the coarsest wool on the farm. One day, his herd found themselves outside the enclosure because the shepherd forgot to close the gate. Wolves appeared. The sheep jumped over an electric fence in panic, except the runt who fell straight into the fence. He was shocked back to life by the electricity in his wool. It became one with…