Soothe What Hurts

SOOTHE WHAT HURTS Ah, a new Guest. The Hotel and its Staff welcome you. Partake of the Finest Amenities!  Enjoy a world class cocktail prepared by our Resident Bartender, Mr. Pigeon. Savor the Complimentary Breakfast Buffet - don't forget to enjoy a novelty-shaped Waffle! Test your Skill in a Friendly Game of Billiards with Mrs. Thousand. Our staff are Knowledgable and Available! Lodge for a while…