Secondhand Lands

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Secondhand Lands is a multiplayer casual role playing game. It was developed by Callipygian Games, LLC and was released on December 1, 2017. It received mostly positive reviews from players.

Secondhand Lands is a massively multiplayer online game set in a fairytale world colored with parody and witty fun. The heroes are comprised of a motley crew of wolves, sheep, catgirls, and scrappers who have pledged their undying allegiance to either Little Bo Peep or Red Riding Hood.

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Audience ScoreBased on 82 reviews

story6 positive mentions

gameplay3 negative mentions

The game features a unique premise with charming characters and a quirky storyline that blends humor and dark themes.
It has a friendly and tight-knit community, making it enjoyable to play with friends or meet new players.
The game is free to play and offers a variety of customization options for characters and gameplay mechanics.

The graphics are outdated and do not match the expectations set by promotional materials, leading to a less immersive experience.
The player population is very low, making it feel more like a single-player game rather than a true MMORPG.
Gameplay mechanics can be clunky and frustrating, with issues such as long travel times and poorly designed controls.

story
19 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The game's story is set in a whimsical fairy tale land where players must choose between selling their soul to Little Bo Peep or Red Riding Hood, leading to a unique narrative filled with humor and bizarre quests. While some players appreciate the charming and eventful quest lines, others find them repetitive and grindy. Overall, the narrative is praised for its twists, engaging dialogue, and the quirky charm that enhances the gameplay experience.
- “The odyssey and The Great Gatsby have nothing on this top-tier story with its twists and turns and stunning narrative.”
- “With its graphics, soundtrack, and excellent story, it stands out against all the other MMOs.”
- “Funny dialogue and storylines.”
- “So the plot of this game is that you are put into a fairy tale land where you have to sell your soul to either Little Bo Peep or Red Riding Hood, which means selecting a sheep or wolf as your avatar (or their half-human equivalents).”
- “There are some quests that are absolutely bizarre and leave you wondering what in the world you just did.”
- “Some quests are grindy as hell and that leads to boredom and repetition.”
graphics
16 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The graphics of the game have received mixed reviews, with some players finding them outdated and unimpressive, especially compared to modern standards. While a few users appreciate the unique visual style reminiscent of Alice in Wonderland, others criticize the graphics for not matching promotional screenshots and lacking detail. Overall, the game's visuals may not appeal to those prioritizing high-quality graphics, but some players argue that the gameplay and story compensate for this shortcoming.
- “The graphics are more stunning than any Dark Souls remaster, and the story rubs side by side with the greatest epics of human history.”
- “With its graphics, soundtrack, and excellent story, it stands out against all the other MMOs.”
- “A sizable map with many Alice in Wonderland style visuals.”
- “Graphics look nothing like the screenshots and make Flight Simulator X look like it will only run on NASA's PCs. The controls are frustrating; I play as the sheep and whenever I move up, the hopping animation takes more time than it takes to walk, and by the time it's finished, the sheep has moved 100 miles across the map.”
- “It's graphics were not impressive in 2008 or 2009, and time hasn't made it look any better.”
- “Now, let me start by saying if you are looking for futuristic graphics, turn the other way; this isn't the game you're looking for.”
gameplay
9 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The gameplay is highly polished and offers a nostalgic charm reminiscent of old-school MMORPGs, featuring unique mechanics like riding four-legged companions into battle. Players find it easy to jump into, with standout movement and physics that enhance the overall experience, making it engaging for both casual and dedicated gamers.
- “It is very polished and ready to play for an eternity for the really high-octane game players.”
- “Secondly, Secondhand Lands has the most astounding movement mechanics.”
- “If you are into old school style MMORPGs with charm and its own flair in its setting and mechanics (having a two-legged player character ride a four-legged one into battle is fun and something you won't see elsewhere), I feel like you will have some fun in the same way that old school RuneScape is still a good time.”
- “Gameplay - what defines a game is its gameplay to me, and Secondhand Lands is simple enough to jump into.”
- “Gameplay - what defines a game is its gameplay to me, and Secondhand Lands is simple enough to jump into.”
humor
9 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The game's humor is a mix of nostalgic, low-budget charm and dated jokes, featuring quirky NPCs and amusing dialogue that often harkens back to earlier gaming eras. While some players appreciate the wit and comedic elements, others feel the humor falls flat, describing the experience as "so bad it's not even funny." Overall, the humor is a defining aspect, prioritizing laughs over visual quality.
- “There is humor littered all around the game, from one of the first NPCs you see in the game called 'Big Mac' to some of the quest areas like the poorly animated forest.”
- “Mind you, some of the humor is straight out of 2008 and before, including 1337 jokes, so prepare to go back to the past.”
- “Funny dialogue and storylines.”
music
5 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The music in the game is highly praised for its memorable soundtrack, evoking nostalgia reminiscent of "Hotline Miami," and effectively enhancing the overall experience. Players appreciate the well-crafted creature sounds and the immersive quality of the music, which complements the MMORPG atmosphere. Overall, the soundtrack is considered a standout feature, contributing significantly to the game's appeal.
- “The soundtrack gave me fond memories of playing Hotline Miami, and every single song is memorable, as if burned into my thoughts.”
- “The creature sounds are made pretty well, and the music is good; it captures the feeling of being an MMORPG hero, with the sounds of jumping being the icing on the cake.”
- “With its graphics, soundtrack, and excellent story, it stands out against all the other MMOs.”
grinding
3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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Players find that grinding in the game can be excessively tedious, with some quests requiring repetitive tasks that lead to boredom. Many feel that a second life is necessary to manage the grind effectively.
- “Some quests are grindy as hell, and that leads to boredom and repetition.”
monetization
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The game features challenging combat and intense boss fights, with minimal reliance on in-game purchases, making it a strong contender for fans of the Dark Souls series. Overall, the monetization approach is seen as fair and not intrusive.
- “The gameplay offers difficult but rewarding combat and intense boss fights, with minimal need for in-game purchases. Truly a good contender for the Souls series, and I would recommend this to any fans of the Dark Souls games.”
- “The in-game purchases are way too expensive and feel like a cash grab.”
- “I feel pressured to spend money to keep up with other players, which ruins the experience.”
- “The monetization model is frustrating; it seems like you can't enjoy the game without spending a lot.”
replayability
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The game has minimal replayability, with users expressing disappointment in its overall value, rating it as low as 2 out of 10.
- “2/10 has a little replay value, but it really sucks.”
- “The game lacks meaningful choices, making replaying it feel pointless.”
- “Once you've completed the main story, there's little incentive to go back.”
atmosphere
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The atmosphere is highly praised for its immersive and engaging qualities, encouraging players to embrace their dreams and enjoy the experience in a vibrant gaming environment. Users recommend it wholeheartedly, emphasizing its appeal to those interested in furry themes.
- “The atmosphere is incredibly immersive, making you feel like you're truly part of the game world.”
- “Every detail contributes to a rich and captivating atmosphere that draws you in.”
- “The game's atmosphere is so well-crafted that it enhances the overall experience, making every moment feel significant.”
stability
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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Overall, the game is perceived as stable and solid, with users noting that it is not buggy and features innovative ideas within a unique setting.