Save the Fucking Princess

A long time ago in a not so far galaxy… A kingdom called Quirtuel lived in peace. However, one day… Young witch named Mary kidnaped future Queen in coronation day. The note that was found in the princess's room read: "Guys, do you, like, have any wine? Especially those that are, like, 100 years old. Me and the grrrls are having a sleepover, I'm NOT meeting them without a wine and I'm, like, TOTALL…