Random Hats and Their Arcanum

"As the Gran-Wizard has refused to elaborate on the sacred theory of hat randomness, this study shall be made by me and my own hat." -Wizard Maik  This is a Random Head-Wear Generator for Wizard Characters (PCs or NPCs), as it is known that every wizard has a hat. It's my first entry to LATAM RPG JAM 2022, to be used with GRAN's game "Every Wizard has a Hat", but it's completely system-neutral so…