QUEER HEIST CREW: MULTIVERSE MASHUP

You are a crew of skilled (or not-skilled, I don't know you) operators, assembled from across the multiverse. Some of you might even be alternate versions of the same person, that'd be pretty cool. Maybe y'all will make out or something, if you're into that. But the key thing is that there's a MacGuffin out there, and you're here to steal it. Oh yeah. Important note I should mention. You're all qu…