PunCha-Ching Bag

Your intergalactic overlord has scanned the galaxy searching for resources needed to continue the survival of your alien race. He has discovered a tiny, feeble planet called "earth" that seems to be abundant in these resources, and he has decided to send you, one of the most loyal and feared members of his military, to scout the planet. Upon your arrival, you are terrified to realize that the inha…