Psychic Undead Moose Riders Minizine

You are a WEIRD RIDER, an extraordinary person on a mission to preserve life in the Endtimes of Canada. You have a psychic link to an even more remarkable creature known as a HALF-LIFE MOOSE. Most people have never seen a half-life animal before, and often react with fear. This is a pretty reasonable response! Your mount looks like blind moose with a terminal case of mange. They are actually stubb…