Progress Bar Simulator
- April 4, 2019
- SpielmannSpiel
Get on Steam"Progress Bar Simulator" is a game where you control progress bars using your keyboard or mouse, with both "progression" and "regression" options. The game features historically accurate progress bars and offers a relaxing, idle gameplay experience, allowing you to enjoy their movement at your own pace. The H.O.R.S.E. 1st DLC is available, focusing on this captivating aspect of computing history.
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Reviews
- Great value for the price, providing a nostalgic experience reminiscent of older computing days.
- Fun and simple gameplay that serves as a good time-waster, especially for those who enjoy clicker mechanics.
- Engaging split-screen PvP mode adds a competitive element to the game.
- Many players experienced issues with the game not loading properly.
- The gameplay can feel repetitive and lacks depth, with some describing it as just clicking through loading screens.
- Achievement hunting can be tedious, requiring excessive grinding and the use of autoclickers to progress.
- gameplay6 mentions
- 50 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 50 % negative mentions
The gameplay is described as fast-paced and engaging, reminiscent of Elden Ring, offering a cinematic experience driven by character development. However, some users express frustration with excessive grinding and idle achievements, suggesting that while the core gameplay is strong, it can be overshadowed by repetitive tasks.
“Fast-paced and vigorous gameplay akin to that of Elden Ring with a compelling, character-driven, cinematic-like experience.”
“Best gameplay.”
“I wouldn't mind if the game didn't have the 1000 boots/2 hours of autoclicking idle achievements, but if you just want some meme, go play Pony Island; and if you want some terminal fun, go play Hacknet or something. These have real value and actual gameplay.”
“I wouldn't mind if the game didn't have the 1000 boots/2 hours of autoclicking idle achievements, but if you just want some meme, go play Pony Island. If you want some terminal fun, go play Hacknet or something; these have real value and actual gameplay.”
“5-10 minutes 'gameplay' but 1000 hours of grinding.”
“It's just gameplay.”
- story3 mentions
- 33 % positive mentions
- -33 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
The game's story is minimal, with some users noting a lack of depth, while others suggest that the backstory could elevate it to a solid 7/10 if explored further.
“There is no story to speak of.”
“The game lacks any meaningful narrative.”
“The storyline is completely absent.”
- graphics2 mentions
- 50 % positive mentions
- 50 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The graphics of the game are praised for their beauty and simplicity, with one user rating them an impressive 11/10.
“The most beautiful and simple graphics I have ever seen, making this game a 11/10.”
- grinding2 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
Players express frustration with the extensive grinding required in the game, noting that while gameplay sessions are short, the overall time commitment can reach up to 1000 hours.
“You'll need a second life for grinding.”
“5-10 minutes of gameplay but 1000 hours of grinding.”
- atmosphere1 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
The atmosphere of the game is likened to the comforting ambiance of TV fireplace videos, providing a cozy and inviting experience that resonates with players seeking a safe, warm environment.
“Having this run in the background made me finally realize the appeal of those TV fireplace videos that white, middle-aged mothers will put on because they crave the atmosphere of a fireplace without the slight, ever-present danger of lighting the house on fire without proper care.”
