Priest Simulator: Vampire Show

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Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is a single player hack and slash game with horror and comedy themes. It was developed by Asmodev and was released on December 5, 2024. It received positive reviews from players.

In "Priest Simulator: Vampire Show," players step into the shoes of a vampire who disguises themselves as a priest to infiltrate a religious community. They must balance their predatory nature with their holy facade, completing tasks and making choices that impact their standing with both the humans and the vampires. With a mix of stealth, puzzle-solving, and narrative elements, players must navigate a unique and morally ambiguous world.

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story27 positive mentions

optimization3 negative mentions

The game features a unique and absurd sense of humor that keeps players entertained throughout.
It offers a bizarre yet engaging storyline with interesting characters and a fun open-world exploration aspect.
The voice acting, especially in Polish, adds to the charm and overall experience of the game.

The gameplay can feel repetitive with many fetch quests and simplistic combat mechanics.
There are numerous bugs and translation issues that detract from the overall experience.
Some players find the pacing slow, with excessive cutscenes and a lack of clear objectives.

story
63 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
43%
44%
13%
The game's story is a chaotic blend of humor and absurdity, often described as incoherent and nonsensical, yet entertaining enough to keep players engaged for hours. While some quests feel repetitive and the dialogue can be confusing or poorly translated, the unique characters and bizarre narrative style provide a quirky charm reminiscent of adult cartoons. Overall, the story is a mixed bag, with many players appreciating its humor and creativity despite its flaws.
- “An Abrahamic coming-of-age story about pursuing one's goals not because of power or luxury, but in spite of them; a game about the choices you as an individual make and the willpower of your friends; a game about the journey, not the destination.”
- “A vampire from hell thrust into the role of a 'Christianist' priest in a Polish village running around slaying heretic 'shatanists' while being ordered around by a cast of crazy characters (including a sock puppet and a frog alien) with the most wacky dialogue and story I've seen since maybe Saints Row the Third.”
- “The storytelling in this game is a very unique experience and so far it's some good stuff.”
- “The story is incoherent; the dialogues might as well have been swapped around at random with each other. The subtitles are incorrect about 30% of the time, and the dialogue often just ends up being in the wrong language. It also just doesn't play well at all. This is prime Eastern European jank, but honestly, it was one hell of an experience.”
- “The story is non-sensical and incoherent; you have no idea what will happen next.”
- “The game's story gets weaker, more confusing, and just filled with padding in the game.”
humor
52 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
98%
2%
The humor in the game is widely praised for its absurdity, unique style, and ability to elicit genuine laughter, both through intentional jokes and unintentional comedic moments. While some players appreciate the quirky dialogue and character interactions, others find the humor hit-or-miss, with criticisms aimed at voice acting and repetitive jokes. Overall, the game is recommended for those who enjoy irreverent and unconventional humor, despite some technical flaws.
- “It's got a great sense of humor, a unique aesthetic, and it's just fun to play.”
- “The game made me literally laugh out loud many times, both with intended humor and because the delivery of the lines was so bad I couldn’t help but laugh at the manner of speaking.”
- “If you’re looking for something fun, funny, and completely over the top, this is definitely a must-play.”
- “Do not waste your money - not funny, bad gameplay, too many boring cutscenes.”
gameplay
31 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
26%
64%
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The gameplay is a quirky blend of genres, featuring absurd humor and engaging mechanics that can be both hilarious and frustrating due to bugs and optimization issues. While some players appreciate the unique and immersive aspects, others find the gameplay linear and lacking in depth, with basic mechanics and occasional confusion over game systems. Overall, it offers a mix of fun and challenges, but opinions vary widely on its execution and replayability.
- “If you want a really good laugh and some great engaging gameplay, this comes well recommended.”
- “It's an immersive sim with some unique and bonkers gameplay mechanics, and it's pretty hilarious.”
- “This game is awesome in my opinion; the humor is unique and fun, gameplay feels good, quests are interesting, and boss battles give you a good challenge.”
- “The gameplay itself is a bizarre mashup of different genres.”
- “Gameplay, dialogue, and combat are pretty much garbage.”
- “The gameplay is mostly busy work, with writing that constantly meanders and interrupts the game to add more layers of convolution until the whole thing turns from arbitrary to word salad.”
music
19 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
42%
42%
16%
The music in the game has received widespread acclaim, particularly for its energetic and fitting soundtrack provided by the post-punk black metal band Gruzja, which enhances the game's dark humor and action. While many players praise the soundtrack as a standout feature, some note that it can become repetitive and is often overshadowed by the overworld music. Overall, the combination of upbeat rhythms and melodic riffs contributes significantly to the game's atmosphere and enjoyment.
- “Excellent and irreverent action adventure game with a dark, blasphemous and often absurd sense of humor and a soundtrack supplied by the very cool post-punkish black metal band Gruzja.”
- “Dark comedy with a metal soundtrack, 5 stars!”
- “Soundtrack is upbeat, with good rhythm, melodic riffs, and a tasteful amount of distortion/reverb for metal.”
- “The controls are good, the music is cool, but really repetitive.”
- “The soundtrack is okay.”
- “Yet, during that entire time, the stars aligned just enough to drop a soundtrack and a few cut missions as DLC.”
graphics
13 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
69%
8%
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The graphics of the game receive mixed reviews, with many praising its unique aesthetic, art style, and smooth performance, while others criticize technical issues such as low frame rates and limited graphic options. Overall, the visuals are described as good to outstanding, complementing the game's humor and storyline, though some players experienced motion sickness due to the graphical settings.
- “I really loved the characters, setting, and art style and direction that came through here.”
- “The graphics are quite good, and the game runs smoothly.”
- “Game looks amazing; graphics are outstanding.”
- “I haven’t seen any content, other than the multiple other copy-pasted games with the same mechanics, art style, and engine.”
- “It also gets like 10 to 20 fps on any graphics setting, making it literally unplayable.”
- “Cutscenes make no sense, extremely few graphic options cause motion sickness; I was expecting something else.”
optimization
5 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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Overall, the game's optimization is a mixed bag; while it features impressive voice acting and good graphics, players report significant performance issues, particularly on certain hardware configurations, leading to frame drops and bugs. Some mechanics lack clarity, contributing to a less polished experience.
- “The graphics are quite good, and the game runs smoothly.”
- “It's a bit unoptimized in some areas, but that's definitely due to it being on Unreal Engine. Some mechanics aren't as telegraphed as they could be, but that's the best I can recall off the top of my head for negatives.”
- “It's a bit unoptimized in some areas, but that's definitely due to it being on Unreal Engine. I feel the casino is really frame drop heavy, lol. Some mechanics aren't as telegraphed as they could be, but that's the best I can recall off the top of my head for negatives.”
- “Honestly, the game is good, but the optimization is horrible on RX 5700 XT OC and R5 3600. It does mid 40-50 FPS on low settings; other than that, the game is quite buggy.”
- “Horrible humor, also terribly optimized.”
stability
3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
The game's stability is criticized for being buggy and poorly optimized, particularly on specific hardware configurations like the RX 5700 XT and R5 3600, resulting in low frame rates even on low settings. Players have reported frustrating glitches, such as doors not opening and characters failing to jump, which hinder progress in the game.
- “Honestly, the game is good, but the optimization is horrible on RX 5700 XT OC and R5 3600. It runs in the mid 40-50 FPS on low settings; other than that, the game is quite buggy.”
- “The story is funny, but you can't get to the second part of the church because of glitches. The door won't open, and the character won't jump.”
- “Nah, that strange idea. There have been more than a couple of times when it would be really useful, and it's buggy.”
grinding
3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
Players find the grinding aspect of the game to be tedious and aggravating, particularly when it comes to collecting achievements like graffiti and farming resources. Many express frustration with the slow pace of these tasks, which can detract from the overall enjoyment of the game.
- “If you are an achievement hunter, know that getting all the graffiti is going to be tedious.”
- “I have only played this game for 24 minutes, and those were the most aggravating and tedious 24 minutes of my life.”
- “The only slow parts were getting/farming resources and trying to increase the faith (or whatever it was called) near the end.”
emotional
3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
Players find the emotional experience of the game to be both humorous and surreal, often leading to moments of laughter that evoke strong feelings, akin to a fever dream.
- “Laughed until I cried; it's like a fever dream.”
- “The story touched my heart in ways I never expected.”
- “I felt a deep connection with the characters, their struggles resonated with my own experiences.”
replayability
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
The game offers limited replayability, primarily due to its budget nature and some frustrating gameplay elements, such as hunting for relics. While it provides a satisfactory experience for a single playthrough, players generally feel there isn't much incentive to revisit it.
- “There's not really any replay value, but this is also a budget game, so factor that in.”
- “There are a few places where it starts to drag, and hunting the different relics was rather frustrating. All in all, it's good for a playthrough, although there doesn't seem to be much replay value for it at the moment.”
character development
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
Reviewers express surprise at the depth of character development, highlighting that the character design significantly enhances their engagement with the story. Overall, players appreciate the unexpected growth and evolution of characters throughout the game.
- “The character design is incredible.”
- “I really did not expect myself to say this, but there is actual character development.”
atmosphere
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
50%
50%
The game effectively captures a nostalgic 2000s atmosphere reminiscent of titles like Half-Life, combining visually appealing aesthetics with engaging gameplay to create a compelling and immersive experience.
- “Very atmospheric and cool-looking game, also quite fun gameplay.”
- “I love that 2000s atmosphere, and this game has it aplenty (think also of Half-Life).”

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Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is a hack and slash game with horror and comedy themes.

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is available on PC, Windows and Epic Games.

On average players spend around 6 hours playing Priest Simulator: Vampire Show.

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show was released on December 5, 2024.

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show was developed by Asmodev.

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show has received positive reviews from players. Most players liked this game for its story but disliked it for its optimization.

Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is a single player game.

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