Present Danger

With the clear and present danger of the holiday season—cut throat shoppers, deadlines, monsters—one can never be too prepared. Stock up on swords, boomerangs, and weaponized yo-yos this holiday season as you wage battle against the dangers presented to you in gift form: killer spiders, xmas gingerbread men, gnomes, goblin kings, combative fruit cakes, and of course the fearsome Krampus. Strategiz…