POOSTALL Royale

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POOSTALL Royale is a single player and multiplayer shooter game. It was developed by RWS C Team and was released on April 1, 2023. It received positive reviews from players.

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Audience ScoreBased on 723 reviews

story7 positive mentions

optimization5 negative mentions

The game is a humorous and self-aware April Fools' joke that provides a fun, albeit chaotic, experience.
Many players appreciate the inclusion of the long-awaited Pigeon Mission, which adds a nostalgic element to the gameplay.
Despite its flaws, the game is considered better than Postal 3, with some players finding it entertaining and worth recommending to friends.

The game suffers from poor optimization and numerous bugs, making it frustrating to play for many users.
Gameplay is repetitive and lacks depth, with some players feeling that it doesn't offer enough content to keep them engaged.
The humor, primarily centered around toilet jokes, can be off-putting for those who prefer more sophisticated comedic elements.

story
48 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The reviews overwhelmingly celebrate the "pigeon mission," which is described as the highlight of the game, with many users expressing their excitement over its long-awaited release after 20 years. While some critiques mention the game's overall quality and optimization issues, the pigeon mission is consistently praised for its humor and impact, making it a memorable experience for players. Overall, the story is seen as minimal, with the focus primarily on the absurdity and enjoyment of the pigeon mission itself.
- “Truly one of the best games of all time, realistic graphics, Tolkien levels of world building and storytelling, and gameplay as smooth as a shark.”
- “This game excels and transcends most video games with its memorable and heart touching dialogues as well as soundtrack, story, graphics and gameplay mechanics.”
- “RWS, I know this was an April Fools game, but you unknowingly made the most epic game to ever be released, and with the pigeon mission that the OG fans have been craving for the last several years to top it off.”
- “It's also badly optimized and challenges you to play this glorified horde mission that could've otherwise been better if nothing was so wonky.”
- “Since there's no story, you're given a singular objective to eliminate enemies while collecting various weapons to utilize.”
- “Even the 'bonus' mission, which is advertised as nothing special, doesn't go anywhere because it's so unimportant.”
graphics
22 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
41%
45%
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The graphics of the game receive mixed reviews, with some praising them as "insane" and "stunning," highlighting their realism and intensity, while others criticize them as "awful" and lacking performance options. Despite the disparity in opinions, many agree that the graphics can be demanding on hardware, with some players experiencing lag on mid-range PCs. Overall, the visuals are a significant aspect of the game, contributing to both its appeal and its technical challenges.
- “First off, the graphics are insane.”
- “Absolutely beautiful game, fun and fully replayable gameplay, graphics so good I can't even tell if it's a game sometimes!”
- “The graphics are stunning, the sound effects are realistic, and the gameplay is smooth and responsive.”
- “The graphics aren't great.”
- “The movement is off, the shooting feels all the same, no matter which gun you are using. There are almost no graphics/performance options, which is a shame because the game looks awful.”
- “Graphics are literal ass; the game lags like hell on my mid-range PC when on high graphics, so yeah, it's as advertised—it's a shitty April Fools' game.”
gameplay
21 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
29%
57%
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The gameplay is primarily a top-down shooter that offers a straightforward, score-based experience in a closed arena, reminiscent of classic titles but lacking depth and variety. While some players appreciate its chaotic and addictive nature, especially as a humorous April Fool's joke, others criticize its repetitive mechanics and performance issues. Overall, it provides a brief, entertaining diversion rather than a substantial gaming experience.
- “In spite of having been literally made in a month as an April Fool's joke, Poostall Royale's isometric shooter gameplay mixed with the frantic score-based horde shooting action makes for a surprisingly addicting experience as you try to push that score just a little bit further before the postal dude (or gal, gender equality, yay!) dies of being surrounded by people.”
- “The graphics are stunning, the sound effects are realistic, and the gameplay is smooth and responsive.”
- “The first minute of gameplay is the same as the 100th.”
- “The gameplay is exactly what the video showcases: you're in a closed-off arena and you shoot people that are running towards you.”
- “Game is an April Fools' joke, so obviously it shouldn't be taken seriously, but it's a game nonetheless. As far as I'm aware, it was made in a month and it shows, because performance is trash, the gameplay is lackluster; it's a top-down shooter like 1 and Redux but somehow manages to be worse.”
humor
20 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
95%
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The humor in the game is polarizing, with some players finding it amusing due to its absurdity and toilet humor, while others criticize it for being unoriginal and lacking depth. Many agree that it can be a funny experience in a "so bad it's good" way, but overall, it often falls flat compared to previous entries in the series. While there are moments of genuine humor and clever references, the reliance on crass jokes leaves some players disappointed.
- “I couldn't stop laughing as I watched my opponents get taken out by a stampede of elephants.”
- “The game is also full of hilarious references and easter eggs that will make you laugh out loud.”
- “Friends, this game is great—oh who am I kidding, it's a stupid poo poo pee pee game and it's big funny.”
- “Not funny.”
- “The jokes fell flat and lacked originality.”
- “I expected more clever humor, but it was mostly cringeworthy.”
optimization
11 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
9%
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The game's optimization has been widely criticized, with players reporting poor performance, lack of graphics options, and overall unresponsive controls. Many recommend playing at lower resolutions to achieve decent frame rates, while others describe the experience as frustratingly buggy and lacking polish. Despite some minor improvements in specific areas, the general consensus is that the game's optimization is severely lacking.
- “The game also improves upon previous games in the Postal series, especially with extremely well optimized zones.”
- “The movement is off, the shooting feels all the same, no matter which gun you are using. There are almost no graphics/performance options, which is a shame because the game looks awful on its own.”
- “The only issue I have with the game is its performance: I recommend playing it on the lowest resolution and windowed mode to get decent FPS out of it.”
- “It's also badly optimized and challenges you to play this glorified horde mission that could've otherwise been better if nothing was so wonky.”
music
8 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
38%
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The music in the game has received high praise for its memorable and impactful soundtrack, with some users highlighting its cultural references and emotional depth. While there are mixed feelings about the repetitive nature of certain tracks, many fans express a strong desire for an official release of the original soundtrack, considering it one of the best in gaming history. Overall, the music significantly enhances the gameplay experience and resonates with players.
- “I legitimately love the music.”
- “The OST that was produced solely for this title is without a shadow of a doubt the best soundtrack in gaming history.”
- “This game excels and transcends most video games with its memorable and heart-touching dialogues as well as its soundtrack, story, graphics, and gameplay mechanics.”
- “Fart noises blare in your ear as the repetitive soundtrack cycles over and over and over and over and over again while NPCs charge at you.”
- “I'm not saying that the game is bad, I love the soundtrack and the gameplay of Postal, but Postal 3 (although it is hated) has some good qualities as well that some people did not find since they were too afraid to check out Postal 3.”
- “Also, please release the OST; I need that mall remix.”
emotional
5 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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Players report a deeply emotional experience while playing, with many expressing intense feelings ranging from joy to sadness. The game's impactful graphics, memorable dialogues, and engaging soundtrack contribute to a profound connection, making it a standout title that evokes a wide range of emotions. Overall, it is praised for its ability to resonate with players on a personal level.
- “Don't play it if you can't handle it; I cried playing this, it's so hard.”
- “This magnum opus made by the RWS has made me feel every single emotion throughout its duration: anger, joy, sadness, romance, and much more.”
- “This game excels and transcends most video games with its memorable and heart-touching dialogues, as well as its soundtrack, story, graphics, and gameplay mechanics.”
grinding
3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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Players find the grinding aspect of the game to be tedious and quickly boring, leading to a negative experience overall.
- “Really tedious and got boring immediately.”
- “The grinding feels endless and lacks any real reward.”
- “I found myself doing the same tasks over and over without any sense of progress.”
stability
3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
The game is free but suffers from significant bugs, leading to a lack of engaging content and replayability, as players feel they have experienced everything within just a minute of gameplay. Despite its appealing theme and concept, the stability issues detract from the overall experience.
- “It's free, but it's buggy as hell. Once you've played one minute of this game, you've experienced the entire game. There are no achievements to keep you engaged beyond that, but I do like the overall theme and concept.”
- “The game crashes frequently, making it nearly unplayable. I expected more stability, especially since it has potential.”
- “I encountered multiple glitches that ruined my experience. The lack of stability is a major drawback.”
monetization
3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
67%
Reviews indicate that the monetization strategy is perceived negatively, with some users feeling that the game is a cash grab within a beloved franchise, despite the absence of microtransactions. Overall, the approach to monetization has led to disappointment among players.
- “I didn't see any microtransactions.”
- “The monetization model is fair and doesn't hinder gameplay.”
- “I appreciate that the game offers plenty of free content without pushing for purchases.”
- “Developers do not understand the two steps of a cash grab game: you release a subpar game in a beloved franchise and then ask for money.”
- “I didn't see any microtransactions, which is surprising for a game like this.”
replayability
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
50%
50%
The game offers a visually stunning experience and enjoyable gameplay that encourages replayability; however, some users note a lack of content, citing only one level and a sparse overworld, which diminishes its overall replay value.
- “Absolutely beautiful game, fun and fully replayable gameplay, graphics so good I can't even tell if it's a game sometimes!”
- “As is, the game has little replay value; there's only one level, a barren overworld, and the pigeon collecting minigame that might be bugged (can't feed the pigeons at the fountain).”