PLEASE STOP CRYING
- March 27, 2024
- Konrad Pawlikowski
Get on Steam"PLEASE STOP CRYING" is a horror-themed FPS game where you play as a father trying to complete household chores while also taking care of a crying baby. The game is designed to emulate the stress of parenting and features 90's-style graphics. Your goal is to complete all the chores as quickly as possible to achieve the title of "Dad of the Year."
PC
Windows
Reviews
- The game features a vibrant art style and simple mechanics that create a fun and challenging experience.
- It's a hilarious and frantic simulation of parenting that provides a good laugh, especially when played with friends.
- The gameplay is engaging and encourages players to develop strategies to complete chores while managing a crying baby.
- The game is quite short, with many players completing it in under 30 minutes, leading to limited replayability.
- Controls can be clunky and unresponsive at times, making it frustrating to manage tasks effectively.
- The baby cries too frequently, which can disrupt gameplay and add to the stress without providing a balanced challenge.
- graphics10 mentions
- 60 % positive mentions
- 40 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The graphics of the game are generally well-received, with many praising the vibrant art style and retro 3D visuals that contribute to its fun and silly atmosphere. While some users find the graphics merely "okay," the overall aesthetic and cinematic elements, such as the b-roll of the messy house, add a nice touch to the experience.
“First off, I love the vibrant art style (and the cinematic b-roll of the messy house was a nice touch).”
“Challenging, fun, funny, great aesthetics.”
“It's a silly and cool game with wonderful retro 3D graphics.”
- humor6 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The humor in the game is highlighted by its ability to create amusing situations, particularly through the chaotic experience of managing daily chores while dealing with a mischievous child. Players find the combination of challenge and comedy engaging, often leading to shared laughter among friends.
“My friends were laughing the whole time as I struggled to do the daily chores!”
“Both funny and extremely stressful; I ran after that little devil child more times than I can count.”
“Challenging, fun, funny, great aesthetics.”
- gameplay4 mentions
- 50 % positive mentions
- 50 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The gameplay features simple mechanics that create a well-rounded challenge, making it decently fun overall. While the graphics and music are described as okay and repetitive, they do not detract significantly from the enjoyment of the gameplay.
“The gameplay itself is made of simple mechanics combined into a well-rounded challenge.”
“The gameplay is decently fun.”
- music4 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
The music in the game is described as decent but repetitive, contributing to a mixed overall impression. Some players find it haunting and bothersome, indicating it may not be enjoyable for everyone.
“This game is impossible and also just not good; the music will haunt my dreams for weeks.”
“The graphics are okay, the music is decent but very repetitive, and the gameplay is decently fun.”
- stability2 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
The game suffers from significant stability issues, with users reporting frequent bugs that cause items to be dropped unexpectedly without user input.
“The game is also kind of buggy and makes you drop items without even clicking a button.”
- monetization1 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
The monetization aspect of the game includes a Durex advertisement, indicating a potential integration of brand partnerships or sponsorships within the gameplay experience. This could suggest a reliance on external advertising revenue, which may impact the overall user experience.
