PLEASE STOP CRYING
- March 27, 2024
- Konrad Pawlikowski
Get on Steam"PLEASE STOP CRYING" is a horror-themed FPS game where you play as a father trying to complete household chores while also taking care of a crying baby. The game is designed to emulate the stress of parenting and features 90's-style graphics. Your goal is to complete all the chores as quickly as possible to achieve the title of "Dad of the Year."
PC
Windows
Reviews
- The game is fun and provides a hilarious, frantic experience that keeps players engaged.
- The vibrant art style and retro graphics add charm to the gameplay, making it visually appealing.
- It's a great game for short bursts of play, perfect for those looking for a quick laugh and challenge.
- The controls can be clunky and unresponsive, leading to frustration during gameplay.
- The game is very short, with many players completing it in under 30 minutes, leaving little replay value.
- The baby crying mechanic can be overly punishing, making it difficult to complete tasks within the time limit.
- graphics5 mentions
- 60 % positive mentions
- 40 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The graphics of the game are generally well-received, with many praising the vibrant art style and retro 3D aesthetics. While some users find the visuals to be merely okay, others appreciate the cinematic elements and overall design, contributing to a fun and engaging experience.
“First off, I love the vibrant art style (and the cinematic b-roll of the messy house was a nice touch).”
“Challenging, fun, funny, great aesthetics.”
“It's a silly and cool game with wonderful retro 3D graphics.”
- humor4 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The humor in the game is highlighted by its ability to create chaotic and funny moments, particularly during challenging tasks, leading to laughter among players. The combination of stress and comedy, along with engaging aesthetics, makes it a memorable and entertaining experience, especially when shared with friends.
“My friends were laughing the whole time as I struggled to do the daily chores!”
“Both funny and extremely stressful; I ran after that little devil child more times than I can count.”
“While not a long experience, streaming this game was a hilarious time for all of us.”
- music3 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
The music in the game is generally described as decent but repetitive, with some players finding it haunting and unpleasant. Overall, it seems to contribute negatively to the gaming experience for certain users.
“The music is decent but very repetitive.”
“The music will haunt my dreams for weeks.”
“This game is impossible and also just not good.”
- gameplay2 mentions
- 100 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 0 % negative mentions
The gameplay is considered decently fun, featuring simple mechanics that create a well-rounded challenge, although it may be somewhat hindered by repetitive music and average graphics.
“The gameplay itself is made of simple mechanics combined into a well-rounded challenge.”
“The graphics are okay, the music is decent but very repetitive, and the gameplay is decently fun.”
- monetization1 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- 0 % neutral mentions
- 100 % negative mentions
The monetization aspect of the game includes a Durex advertisement, indicating a potential integration of branded content or partnerships within the gameplay experience. This suggests a strategy to generate revenue through advertising rather than solely relying on in-game purchases or subscriptions.
- stability1 mentions
- 0 % positive mentions
- -200 % neutral mentions
- 300 % negative mentions
The game suffers from stability issues, with users reporting bugs that cause items to drop unexpectedly without user input.
“The game is quite buggy and causes you to drop items without even clicking a button.”
“The stability issues are frustrating, as the game crashes frequently during gameplay.”
“I often experience lag and glitches that disrupt the overall gaming experience.”
