Personal SAM-Y

Personal SAM-Y Did you pick up the new version of Shift and think to yourself "Gosh, I sure wish I had a SAM-Y of my very own that would chirp, beep and make funny faces at me all day long ... "? Of course you did! Wait, what?! You didn't? Begone, you joyless curmudgeon! Features Your very own SAM-Y! Patented Shake-to-Annoy™ Technology! Extra-patented AI Mimicry™ Algorithm! Several fun sound…