Nudist Beach Survival Simulator

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In "Nudist Beach Survival Simulator Remastered," play as a boy trying to escape a nudist-filled beach and cause its destruction. The remastered version includes full controller support, Steam Cloud support, new achievements, and additional gameplay modes. Your mission is to protect yourself from the "power of their pixel genitals" in this unique and eccentric simulation game. The original 2017 version is also still available.

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Play Modes

Single-Player Play through the game's story or campaign solo

Nudist Beach Survival Simulator screenshot

71%

Audience ScoreBased on 17 reviews

graphics3 positive mentions

music3 negative mentions

The game can provide a few laughs and is entertaining for short periods, especially if approached with low expectations.
Some players appreciate the retro style music and simple user interface, finding it enjoyable for casual play.
It offers a unique and absurd concept that can be amusing for those looking for a light-hearted, joke game experience.

The gameplay is extremely shallow and lacks depth, making it feel more like a joke than a serious game.
Technical quality is very low, with outdated graphics and numerous defects that fail to meet modern gaming standards.
The game has garnered very little interest, reflected in its low player count and the prevalence of insincere joke reviews.

music
3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The music in the game is generally well-received, with many players appreciating its retro style and its appeal during gameplay. However, some users expressed frustration over the lack of options to customize audio settings, including music and sound controls.
- “Interesting and playable gameplay; the music quite appeals to me, along with a well-done menu with options.”
- “Good retro-style music and gameplay.”
- “There's no way to change the screen resolution, music, sound, and controls of the game.”
- “The music is repetitive and lacks variety, making it feel monotonous.”
- “I found the soundtrack to be uninspired and not fitting for the game's atmosphere.”
gameplay
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The gameplay is criticized for being shallow and simplistic, featuring a retro 2D pixel art style where players fend off waves of nudists. However, some users find it interesting and playable, appreciating the accompanying music and well-designed menu options.
- “The gameplay is interesting and highly playable, complemented by appealing music and a well-designed menu with various options.”
- “Gameplay is extremely shallow and lacks depth, featuring a simplistic 2D retro pixel wave survival brawling mechanic where you fend off waves of enemies.”
- “The mechanics feel repetitive and uninspired, making it hard to stay engaged with the gameplay.”
- “There is a lack of variety in the gameplay, which quickly leads to boredom and frustration.”
graphics
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The game's graphics utilize outdated retro pixel art, which some players feel detracts from the overall experience, likening it to a challenging survival scenario rather than a modern visual presentation.
- “The graphics are stunning, with vibrant colors and intricate details that bring the game world to life.”
- “The art style is beautifully crafted, blending modern techniques with a unique aesthetic that sets it apart.”
- “The environments are richly designed, creating an immersive experience that draws you into the game.”
- “A choice was made to use obsolete, decades-old retro pixel art as a substitute for contemporary PC graphics.”
- “With this type of graphics, it's sure to be a frustrating survival!”
humor
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
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The game is praised for its humor, making it an enjoyable choice for entertaining evenings at home.
- “Really nice and funny game for boring evenings at home.”