NERTS! Online

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NERTS! Online is a fast-paced competitive solitaire game for you and up to five of your friends, played the same way we play it at the Zachtronics office! Nerts is a competitive solitaire variant that is known by multiple other names, outlined as far back as the 1930s. with slight differences in official rules. The game is a mix of solitaire and speed where any aces found can be used by all playe…

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96%

Audience ScoreBased on 1,355 reviews

music23 positive mentions

stability3 negative mentions

NERTS! Online is a fast-paced, competitive twist on solitaire that is incredibly fun to play with friends, often leading to chaotic and hilarious moments.
The game is free to play and features a clean interface, making it easy to jump in and start playing with friends or in public lobbies.
Players enjoy the intense gameplay and the ability to see each other's cursors in real-time, adding to the competitive atmosphere and making for a highly engaging experience.

The game can suffer from significant lag, especially in larger lobbies, which can disrupt the fast-paced nature of the gameplay and lead to frustration.
Some players find the unskippable intro music between rounds to be annoying and feel it slows down the overall pace of the game.
While the game is fun, it heavily relies on having friends to play with, and solo play can be tedious and often leads to unwinnable situations.

music
70 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
33%
63%
4%
The music in the game is a polarizing aspect, with many players praising the energetic intro theme that sets an exciting tone for each round, often describing it as "epic" and "hype." However, some users find the unskippable and lengthy intro song to be irritating, suggesting it detracts from the overall experience. Overall, while the soundtrack is celebrated for its catchy and engaging qualities, there are calls for options to shorten or skip the intro music to enhance gameplay.
- “I was no solitaire player before this, and yet this immediately hooked me with its awesome concept, music, and UI (especially the music and voice overs which are epic).”
- “Each round is fast paced and fun, and the intro music to each round never fails to excite.”
- “The game also has the single best musical piece in any game, which surprisingly enough serves as a much needed break between the highly stressful rounds, and probably the single coolest announcer.”
- “The intro song between rounds is too damn long, to be honest.”
- “The music at the start of each round can get a bit annoying at times (due to how long it is), but other than that, this is a blast to play with friends, or solo joining other lobbies.”
- “Great game, but please give us the option to skip the intro music.”
gameplay
19 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
26%
58%
16%
The gameplay is characterized by its fast-paced, chaotic nature, making it both fun and tense, especially in multiplayer settings. While the mechanics are rooted in solitaire, the addition of competitive elements and team play enhances the experience, though some players note that lengthy round intros can disrupt the flow. Overall, it offers a unique blend of strategy and social interaction, making it a great choice for quick, engaging sessions with friends.
- “Great fun with your friends, quick easy gameplay with the best soundtrack going.”
- “A really fun game, with quick and dynamic gameplay, awesome to kill time and play with friends.”
- “Gameplay-wise: it's surprisingly fast-paced.”
- “High-stress gameplay that gets worse the more people are involved.”
- “Intro music is a banger, but gameplay against your friends is frustrating.”
- “It's like a whole 20-second intro per round, and it slows the pace for this action-packed, high-octane gameplay.”
humor
8 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
The humor in the game is highlighted by its lighthearted and chaotic nature, with players enjoying moments of laughter and friendly competition, particularly when engaging in the card game mechanics. The combination of skill and luck, along with the absurdity of the gameplay, contributes to a fun and entertaining experience that encourages social interaction and playful banter among friends.
- “A game of skill ruled over by the laughing goddess of luck.”
- “It can get insanely stupid, and it's all the more funny and enjoyable for it.”
- “So much laughing and yelling tonight.”
graphics
4 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
75%
25%
The game's graphics are generally praised for their appealing aesthetic and unique patterns, particularly enhanced by optional DLC that adds a holographic foil effect. However, some users noted the presence of occasional glitches, which detracts slightly from the overall visual experience.
- “The game offers some nice graphics and a nice aesthetic; although there are some ugly glitches here and there, it is pleasant all the same.”
- “10/10 graphics.”
- “Love the aesthetic and that cool music before each round.”
story
4 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
75%
50%
The game's story is praised for its uniqueness and complexity, drawing comparisons to iconic narratives like Metal Gear Solid. Players find it deeply immersive, rivaling the emotional depth of titles such as Life is Strange, and some even suggest it could be adapted into a movie.
- “This game is epic! The story is unique and complex, much like Metal Gear Solid.”
- “A gameplay unlike any other and a story more immersive than Life is Strange.”
- “(They should make a movie about my story.)”
- “This is the story of how I lost all my friends.”
- “(They should make a movie about my story)”
stability
3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
The game features appealing graphics and aesthetics, but players have reported occasional bugs and glitches that can detract from the experience. While these issues are noted, they do not significantly overshadow the overall enjoyment of the game.
- “Sometimes it's buggy, but... I mean.”
- “The only downsides to it are that you need friends to play with and sometimes the game could get buggy.”
- “The game offers some nice graphics and a nice aesthetic; however, there are some ugly glitches here and there.”
optimization
3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
33%
67%
The optimization of the game has been criticized for causing significant lag during multiplayer sessions, negatively affecting playability. Additionally, players have noted that the game can become tedious when both participants struggle with suboptimal card decks, leading to extended downtime.
- “Playing against only a single person can get tedious at times, especially due to downtime during moments where both players lack the properly shuffled deck to get the correct or most optimized card deck possible.”
- “Played this with friends for the first time the other day and the performance had so much lag that it had a significant impact on playability.”
- “Playing against only a single person can get tedious at times, especially due to downtime during moments where both players lack the proper shuffled deck to get the correct or most optimized card deck possible.”
emotional
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
Players report a deeply emotional experience, oscillating between positive and negative feelings, often leading to tears. The game is described as a blend of wholesome fun and poignant moments that resonate strongly with players.
- “Sometimes I felt positive with the characters, sometimes I felt negative, and I cried a lot.”
monetization
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
The monetization in the game is minimal, with no intrusive elements; players can unlock different card backs by purchasing other Zachtronics titles, but otherwise, there are no additional monetization strategies in place.
- “You can unlock different card backs by purchasing other Zachtronics games, but otherwise there's no monetization whatsoever.”
- “Zero obnoxious monetization.”
grinding
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
Players find the grinding aspect of the game tedious, particularly when competing against a single opponent, as downtime can occur when neither player has an optimal deck. This can lead to frustration, especially for those who already dislike repetitive gameplay.
- “And this is coming from a person who hates solitaire; I always found it tedious and frustrating.”
- “Playing against only a single person can get tedious at times, especially due to downtime during moments when both players lack the properly shuffled deck to get the correct or most optimized card deck possible.”
replayability
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
300%
The game lacks replayability, leading some players to feel satisfied with completing it once and not returning for additional playthroughs.
- “With no replay value, I can finally put it away and not touch it again.”
- “The game lacks any incentive to play again after finishing it once.”
- “Once you've completed the story, there's nothing left to draw you back in.”

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