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"My Cute Commissar" is a visual novel game featuring anthropomorphic characters in a Soviet-inspired alternate universe. Players assume the role of a military commissar, navigating moral dilemmas and building relationships with their squad. The game incorporates management elements, including resource allocation and base-building, to enhance strategic gameplay.

  • PC
  • Windows

Reviews

92%
Audience ScoreBased on 182 reviews
story4 positive mentions
graphics3 negative mentions
  • Engaging and humorous storytelling that combines romance and political intrigue.
  • Improved gameplay mechanics with new power-ups and branching paths in the story mode.
  • Vibrant artwork and animations that enhance the overall experience.
  • Gameplay can be overly simplistic and lacks challenge for experienced match-3 players.
  • Technical issues such as crashes and bugs can disrupt the gaming experience.
  • Limited adult content and nudity options may disappoint players expecting more risqué elements.
  • story28 mentions

    The game's story is characterized by vibrant artwork and engaging narratives, featuring branching paths that enhance replayability, though some players find the overall plot to be underwhelming or repetitive. While the story mode offers a continuation of time-bending adventures with some unique stages, it often feels simplistic and is sometimes overshadowed by gameplay mechanics. Despite its shortcomings, the story has moments of potential and humor, appealing to fans of the genre.

    • “The game's vibrant artwork, engaging storytelling, and lovable cast make it a must-play for fans of the genre.”
    • “Now story mode has branching parts, there are new special items and gems, and more character animations.”
    • “The storyline is gripping and immersive.”
    • “The story drags on a bit; maybe it's been badly translated, but I've been skipping through the worst of it.”
    • “They did make an effort to add a story into the game, but that's not much to write home about; the story is mostly there for the laughs.”
    • “The two storylines are also complete copies of each other, so you only need to play one to get the full story.”
  • gameplay19 mentions

    The gameplay primarily revolves around a standard match-3 mechanic, with the story mode largely unchanged but featuring new special gems. While the girls mode introduces a branching path mechanic, it is criticized for being dull and lacking content. Overall, the gameplay is described as casual and fun, with some improvements in challenge and satisfaction from puzzle-solving, though it may not be thrilling for all players.

    • “It is still a standard match-3 mechanic, but there are more types of special gems formed by a particular number and configuration of fruits you match.”
    • “It adds a branching path mechanic in comparison to the earlier game.”
    • “This game features my favorite of all the mechanics, which makes clearing the board very satisfying.”
    • “It offers nothing in terms of content, and the gameplay is extremely dull and uninspired.”
    • “While the gameplay was not entirely thrilling, the temptation of seeing yet another hot anime babe would tide me over until the next moral quandary.”
    • “Another gameplay tip is to focus down the requirements to win the level and hope at some point you will trigger the auto-win death spiral where it will match things automatically for ten minutes.”
  • music11 mentions

    The music in the game is widely praised for its chill and relaxing quality, with many reviewers highlighting it as a standout feature that enhances the overall experience. While some express a desire for additional content like a soundtrack DLC, the consensus is that the music is top-notch and contributes significantly to the enjoyment of the game. Overall, it is considered a strong aspect, even if some players preferred the previous title's soundtrack.

    • “The music is top notch and quite relaxing.”
    • “A simple match-3 game with an incredible soundtrack!”
    • “This soundtrack is fire.”
    • “Unfortunately, I can't say the same about the music.”
    • “Could we get a soundtrack + artwork (wallpapers, etc.) DLC?”
  • graphics10 mentions

    The graphics of the game receive mixed reviews, with some praising the vibrant artwork and engaging style, while others criticize it as subpar and reminiscent of a child's school project. Many users note the limited nudity options and lack of quality hentai artwork, suggesting that the visuals do not meet expectations for the genre. Overall, the art style is described as mostly softcore pin-ups, lacking depth and variety.

    • “The game's vibrant artwork, engaging storytelling, and lovable cast make it a must-play for fans of the genre.”
    • “Graphics and art are decent.”
    • “The artwork is unbelievably bad; it looks like it was created for a ten-year-old's school project.”
    • “Visuals are mostly softcore pin-ups, a little bondage, no sex.”
    • “There was no real hentai artwork, and the nudity options were incredibly limited.”
  • humor9 mentions

    The humor in the reviewed games is characterized by a mix of playful and irreverent dialogue, often featuring absurd and politically charged jokes that resonate well with players. While some find the humor delightful and cute, others feel it can occasionally miss the mark or become excessive. Overall, the games are appreciated for their lightheartedness and ability to provide a good laugh, particularly through their quirky themes and memorable lines.

    • “My Cute Commissar is a delightful visual novel that combines romance, humor, and political intrigue.”
    • “The dialogue is funny.”
    • “I have to say these games are pretty funny and cute.”
  • grinding2 mentions

    Players find the grinding aspect of the game to be minimal, as it can be completed in just 3-4 hours without the need for extensive grinding. However, the gameplay is criticized for being tedious and unplayable, particularly due to its match-three mechanics and additional elements that detract from the experience.

    • “The gameplay is abysmal; it's a match-three game with some additional elements that make it even more tedious and unplayable.”
    • “Grinding feels like a never-ending chore, with little reward for the time invested.”
    • “The repetitive nature of grinding makes the game feel more like a job than a source of entertainment.”
  • optimization2 mentions

    The game is generally decent but suffers from notable performance issues, particularly upon startup, where users report a significant drop in computer performance. Additionally, some players have pointed out odd anatomical designs within the game.

    • “It is a decent game, but it does have some performance issues and weird anatomy.”
    • “Whenever you first boot up the game, the very first thing you notice is that your computer's performance will take a nosedive.”
  • emotional1 mentions

    The game evokes strong emotional responses through its whimsical setting and engaging narrative, where love flourishes amid turmoil, complemented by memorable characters and heartwarming experiences.

    • “Set in a whimsical world where love blossoms amidst revolution, players embark on a charming journey filled with memorable characters and heartwarming moments.”
  • replayability1 mentions

    Users generally find the replayability of the game to be high, citing multiple paths, varied character choices, and dynamic environments that encourage exploration and experimentation. Many players appreciate the inclusion of different difficulty levels and unlockable content, which further enhances the incentive to replay. Overall, the game offers a rich experience that invites players to return for new adventures.

    • “The game offers a multitude of choices that significantly alter the storyline, making each playthrough feel fresh and engaging.”
    • “With various character builds and strategies to explore, I find myself coming back to this game time and time again.”
    • “The dynamic world and random events ensure that no two playthroughs are ever the same, keeping the experience exciting.”
    • “Once you complete the game, there's little incentive to play it again. The lack of meaningful choices and consequences makes replaying feel pointless.”
    • “The game offers very few variations in gameplay on subsequent playthroughs, which makes it feel repetitive and dull after the first run.”
    • “While the story is engaging, there are no alternate endings or significant changes in gameplay that encourage multiple playthroughs.”
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