Mayonnaise Simulator

About

You play as a jar of mayonnaise who has to launch mayo at some bottles before they get to you. You will have to jump around to avoid them as they approach because if they touch you too many times, you lose. Stay on the shelf and stay alive. Game includes third person shooting Minor 'platforming' Jumping jar of mayonnaise Aggressive condiments (ketchup, mustard, relish, and bbq sauce) …

Genres & Tags

Play Modes

Single-Player Play through the game's story or campaign solo

97%

Audience ScoreBased on 261 reviews

gameplay8 positive mentions

grinding3 negative mentions

Mayonnaise Simulator is a unique and entertaining game that offers a whimsical take on the shooter genre, providing hours of fun and engagement.
The graphics and sound design are surprisingly impressive, enhancing the overall experience and immersing players in the quirky world of condiments.
Players have reported life-changing experiences and a renewed appreciation for gaming after playing, highlighting its addictive and enjoyable gameplay.

The game lacks depth and variety in gameplay, with some players finding it repetitive and easy to complete in a short amount of time.
There are requests for additional features such as multiplayer options, more maps, and improved mechanics to enhance the overall experience.
Some players have encountered bugs and glitches that detract from the gameplay, indicating a need for further refinement and updates.

gameplay
28 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
29%
60%
11%
The gameplay of Mayonnaise Simulator is characterized by its fast-paced, mayonnaise-themed combat and quirky mechanics that encourage strategic thinking. While some players appreciate the engaging and whimsical nature of the gameplay, others note occasional graphical glitches and a lack of depth in certain areas. Overall, the game is praised for its creativity, variety, and satisfying mechanics, making it a unique and entertaining experience.
- “Fun and engaging gameplay.”
- “Mayonnaise Simulator is a quirky and unconventional shooter game that takes the often-overlooked world of mayonnaise and turns it into a battlefield of creamy chaos, showcasing a humorous concept and impressive gameplay.”
- “The game is unironically one of the best games for escapism I have ever played; the simple and repetitive nature mixed with the ease of gameplay can really help you space out.”
- “It's an amusing diversion with its mayo-centric arsenal, with some enhancements in gameplay variety, storytelling, and overall refinement.”
- “From the moment I started emulating the life of a jar of mayonnaise, I was transported into a world of whimsy, excitement, and surprisingly strategic gameplay.”
story
22 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
27%
59%
14%
The game's story is highly praised for its creativity and depth, featuring a unique premise where players embody a jar of mayonnaise battling other condiments, which adds a humorous twist to the gameplay. Reviewers highlight the compelling narrative that encourages exploration and engagement, with some describing it as life-changing and transformative. Overall, the storytelling is considered well-crafted, captivating, and integral to the game's appeal, earning it high ratings from players.
- “And the well-written and captivating story will leave players wanting to play more.”
- “The story is thrown at you right at the get-go: you, the mayonnaise, must defeat the enemy condiments in gooey and exciting combat while proving your superiority.”
- “The story wasn't conventional in that there clearly was one, but to unlock the full story you had to dig. I don't want to spoil it, so I'm just going to say it was life-changing in every way, making me more optimistic.”
- “It's an amusing diversion with its mayo-centric arsenal, with some enhancements in gameplay variety, storytelling, and overall refinement.”
graphics
18 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
44%
39%
17%
The graphics of the game have received widespread acclaim for their vibrant, cartoonish art style and impressive detail, contributing to an overall joyful gaming experience. While some players noted minor graphical glitches, the visuals are often described as beautiful and charming, enhancing the gameplay despite its simplicity. Overall, the graphics stand out as a highlight, making the game visually appealing and engaging.
- “The graphics are amazing, I love the art style, and I just can't get enough of this game.”
- “The game's graphics are surprisingly detailed and beautifully designed, considering the subject matter.”
- “The controls are simple, the story is incredibly compelling, the graphics are absolutely beautiful, and the gameplay is simple, yet exciting.”
- “There were a few graphical glitches and the gameplay isn't particularly interesting.”
- “The graphics and music were so simple and unforgettable that I barely noticed them.”
- “But let's be honest, who's got time to condiment the visuals when you're battling condiment catastrophe?”
music
12 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
25%
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25%
The music in the game has received high praise for its fantastic soundtrack, which effectively enhances the gameplay experience with a mix of upbeat and serene tracks that match the game's intensity and moments of calm. Reviewers noted that the music is memorable and engaging, contributing significantly to the overall ambiance, while some expressed a desire for even more dynamic sound effects to complement the visuals. Overall, the soundtrack is considered a standout feature, with many rating it a perfect 10/10.
- “The background music is absolutely fantastic.”
- “The game's soundtrack deserves a special mention as well.”
- “From upbeat tracks that match the adrenaline of dodging sauce bottles to more serene melodies during moments of respite, the music enhances the overall ambiance and adds an extra layer of enjoyment.”
- “The graphics and music were so simple and un-fry-gettable that I barely noticed them.”
- “The background music was an earworm, the simple design of the other condiments was cute.”
- “I want to see pickles in pickle juice, I want glass breaking when I break jars, and I want music really lit music.”
humor
6 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
The humor in "Mayonnaise Simulator" is characterized by its quirky and unconventional premise, transforming mayonnaise into a comedic battlefield filled with whimsical interactions among condiments. Players find the absurdity of shooting mayo at other toppings and navigating a playful environment to be genuinely funny, though some suggest that additional map types and power-ups could enhance the experience. Overall, the game offers a refreshing and humorous twist on the shooter genre.
- “Mayonnaise Simulator is a quirky and unconventional shooter game that takes the often-overlooked world of mayonnaise and turns it into a battlefield of creamy chaos, featuring a humorous concept and impressive gameplay.”
- “Mayonnaise Simulator is a whimsical and humorous take on the shooter genre, offering a refreshing departure from the usual themes of violence and warfare.”
- “Jumping over the ketchup or mustard is hilarious.”
grinding
3 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
Players find the grinding aspect of the game to be excessively tedious, with some expressing frustration over the need to perform repetitive actions, such as clicking over 2500 times for a single achievement. Many suggest that the game would benefit from a feature to streamline this process, indicating that the grinding can feel like a time-consuming commitment.
- “Needs an option to hold down the left mouse button to attack; otherwise, it's extremely tedious to press 2500+ times for one achievement.”
- “You'll need a second life for grinding.”
- “You'll need a second life for grinding.”
stability
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
The stability of the game is marred by occasional graphical glitches and buggy controls, particularly when turning left and right, which detracts from the overall gameplay experience.
- “There were a few graphical glitches, and the gameplay isn't particularly interesting.”
- “It's great, but turning left and right is very buggy.”
replayability
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
150%
50%
The game boasts strong replayability, featuring four distinct achievements that encourage players to revisit and explore different aspects of the gameplay.
- “The game offers a lot of replayability, featuring four distinct achievements.”
- “There are numerous ways to approach each level, making it highly replayable.”
- “With multiple endings and character choices, the game encourages you to play again.”
- “The game offers much replayability, with four achievements.”
character development
2 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
Players have praised the character development for its emotional depth, with some expressing that it moved them to tears within a short gameplay experience. Additionally, the character design has been highlighted as exceptionally impressive, enhancing the overall impact of the characters.
- “The combat is extremely realistic, and the character development I experienced in the 29 minutes I played brought me to tears.”
- “The character design is absolutely awe-inspiring.”
atmosphere
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
The game's atmosphere is enriched by a diverse array of sauce bottles, each possessing its own unique personality, which adds depth and character to the overall experience.
- “The variety of sauce bottles you encounter are wonderfully diverse, each with its own unique personality, adding depth and character to the game's atmosphere.”
emotional
1 mentions Positive Neutral Negative
100%
The game offers a deeply emotional experience that resonates with players of all backgrounds, making it accessible and impactful even for those new to gaming.
- “This game is truly an emotional experience that anyone can enjoy, even if they have never played a game before.”